An open note to people that ask others for a courtesy flush in public restrooms:

[StoneColdKillerDawg]

First of all, it's kinda weird to speak to people you know - let alone strangers - in a bathroom. But no, you don't let that stop you. You solider on and shout from your stall "how about a courtesy flush!?!". My response? GFY. Explain to me why I should bukakke my under-carriage with shit & piss just to offer you a minor reprieve from the stench of a fresh dump? Aside from the sheer disgustingness of the misting of awful associated with said courtesy flush, it's just plain stupid. It's a bathroom for f's sake! It ain't gonna smell like a damn rose garden. Mind your own business, pinch one off and move on with your day.

 

[socialcircledawg]

First of all, it's kinda weird to speak to people you know - let alone strangers - in a bathroom. But no, you don't let that stop you. You solider on and shout from your stall "how about a courtesy flush!?!". My response? GFY. Explain to me why I should bukakke my under-carriage with shit & piss just to offer you a minor reprieve from the stench of a fresh dump? Aside from the sheer disgustingness of the misting of awful associated with said courtesy flush, it's just plain stupid. It's a bathroom for f's sake! It ain't gonna smell like a damn rose garden. Mind your own business, pinch one off and move on with your day.

i'm thinkin you got a point there

 

[waydownsouthdawg]

courtesy flush please!!!!!!

 

[FeverSwampDawg]

Amateur. You're probably the type that works as hard as you can to make it sound like your giving birth to a goat in said stall.

First of all, it's kinda weird to speak to people you know - let alone strangers - in a bathroom. But no, you don't let that stop you. You solider on and shout from your stall "how about a courtesy flush!?!". My response? GFY. Explain to me why I should bukakke my under-carriage with shit & piss just to offer you a minor reprieve from the stench of a fresh dump? Aside from the sheer disgustingness of the misting of awful associated with said courtesy flush, it's just plain stupid. It's a bathroom for f's sake! It ain't gonna smell like a damn rose garden. Mind your own business, pinch one off and move on with your day.

 

[StoneColdKillerDawg]

Amateur. You're probably the type that works as hard as you can to make it sound like your giving birth to a goat in said stall.

Not sure where you're going with that, but no - I don't make it a point to do my best to let everyone in the building know what kind of dinner I had the previous night. Now if you're the type that sounds like you're in the throes of passion after having tapped your foot in anticipation of the last hour, then that's on you.

 

[armtackledawg]

Outstanding thread. A person is either man enough to doo doo in a public bathroom or not. If you cannot stand the smell, hold it until you get home.

 

[dieharddawg62]

If it a good one, I typically bust out a few opera notes!

 

[FeverSwampDawg]

Now if you're the type that sounds like you're in the throes of passion after having tapped your foot in anticipation of the last hour, then that's on you.

What the hell are you talking about? Is that supposed to be a comeback?

 

[StoneColdKillerDawg]

What the hell are you talking about? Is that supposed to be a comeback?

No, wasn't aware I needed a "comeback"...more of a statement of fact.

 

[FeverSwampDawg]

No, wasn't aware I needed a "comeback"...more of a statement of fact.

I'd classify that as authentic frontier gibberish to be honest.

 

[StoneColdKillerDawg]

I'd classify that as authentic frontier gibberish to be honest.

Appreciate your civility Dennis