Groo, Steve: if you would, grant me just a temporary pushpin, possibly replacing g8rh8rsbetterhalf.
I gotcha the roses, the candy, the sappy card with the little hearts that jump up when you open it.
Now, you been laying around all day watching Lifetime and doing your best Cleopatra imitation. It's time for Pappy's Valentine goodie.
Getcha cute little butt upstairs and put that black boostier on that you know I like; I'll get my Burger King 'Home of the Whopper' drawers on; and then we gonna GET FREAKY!!
I gotcha the roses, the candy, the sappy card with the little hearts that jump up when you open it.
Now, you been laying around all day watching Lifetime and doing your best Cleopatra imitation. It's time for Pappy's Valentine goodie.
Getcha cute little butt upstairs and put that black boostier on that you know I like; I'll get my Burger King 'Home of the Whopper' drawers on; and then we gonna GET FREAKY!!
