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APAI story on McConaughey resignation

Associated Press
McConaughey Resigns from UT, Returns to Hollywood
AUSTIN, Texas – In a surprising turn of events, Matthew McConaughey has announced his resignation from the University of Texas at Austin. The Oscar-winning actor and former Texas Longhorn has accepted a lucrative deal with Netflix to star in a series of romantic comedies.
The decision comes after a tumultuous year for the Longhorns football program. The team suffered back-to-back losses to the University of Georgia, a defeat that reportedly left McConaughey deeply disheartened.
“It’s been a tough year,” McConaughey admitted in a press conference. “Sometimes, you have to make tough decisions. I’ve always had a love for filmmaking, and this opportunity with Netflix is too good to pass up.”
McConaughey’s new project is a series of gay cowboy romantic comedies. The actor has expressed excitement about the project, stating that it’s a chance to explore new territory and challenge himself. “I’ve always been drawn to stories that push boundaries and celebrate diversity,” he said. “My favorite storyboard is a true story: “Longhorn Lockerroom Love”.

While many fans are disappointed by McConaughey’s departure from UT, they wish him well in his future endeavors. The university has yet to announce a replacement for his role as Minister of Culture. Rumored candidates include Charlie Sheen, Reneé Zellweger, and that “yeet” rapper from SNL.

Gump tears of playoff exclusion.....

firegregsankey.com Gump: This dude got absolutely rolled by the new playoff format. Combined with the disastrous officiating and it’s been a bad year for him. The SEC could benefit from stronger and more thoughtful leadership.

"Damn if I'll be the cheeziest, coach" Gump: We're going to the Cheeze-it Bowl. frick that I'm not watching one more second of college football this year and anyone who does is just bending over for the system.

"Not gonna miss Dick Clark's Rockin Eve for a meaningless bowl game" Gump:
I thought missing the CFP would save us from a NYE bowl...apparently not
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fricking hate playing on NYE.

Doesn't know the bowl game names anymore Gump: Don't know about Cheez-it, but I’ve seen us projected to the Citrus Bowl vs Illinois.

"Sounds like a spicy matchup" Gump: I’m a big fan of the jalapeño flavor.

firedeboer.com Gump: Will Coach DeBoer be fired if we miss the playoff next season ? I don’t care how much his buyout is, he screwed up badly by keeping #4 in the line up this year. If we miss again next season, he will have very little support from the fan base and probably the PTB who really call the shots.

"The coaches were naysayers" Gump: I think the Oklahoma game was impacted by the outbrust Milroe had during the LSU week prep. Many who witnessed that thought he should be benched or disciplined - he cursed Sheridan challenged Deboer - we did nothing. Culture is impacted by leadership and DeBoer caved in to a player. He did that much of the year - while Jalen's parents ran around with shirts that said Mil-Ticket on the front, fought in the stands and the whole LANK mentality thrived dozens of players watched. I believe it impacted work ethic, attention to detail and lead to overall complacency.

"The LANK Stank is all over the program and it's Saban's fault" Gump:
During practice on Wednesday of that week Milroe was sacked in scrimmage - Sherdian jumped on him for the sack and he began to scream and curse Sheridan in front of most of the team. DeBoer weighed and Milroe began hollering at him - things like - you cant talk to me that way - dont you know who I am? Just total disrespect for the coaches and authority.

We played him on Saturday and because of LSU's inability to stop a running qb we win. Winning cures alot - but the problem was never corrected and then attitudes follow.....and the saddest part is I believe this coaching staff is afraid to confront the LANK crew. They must run the program. They know Milroe is not the qb they need - worried the benching impacts so many other areas they just held their nose and went forward. as i sdaid - ahard place for DeBoer. Thank the GOAT for this mess.


"The ref saying Ryan Williams 21 point TD was not legit should be fired" Gump:
The overall state of the program doesn’t change based on this one call, but…

The call was 100% wrong, and it’s not a subjective call like DPI. End man LOS are either on or off, and it’s communicated between end man and official. Official called it correctly throwing the flag when he did IF Williams was covered. He wasn’t.


"I know someone who knows someone who knows the whole team is portaling out" Gump:
My brother knows a guy who usually has reliable information and says he expects 25-30 guys to hit the portal this week and that Milroe has been told he needs to move on either to the NFL or another team.

Again, I don’t know if this true or not. Might be, might not but I wouldn’t be at all surprised. I’m hoping all the guys with a crappy attitude hit the road.

I would rather play in the bowl game with true freshmen or RS freshmen and even walk ons who want to be here than play some guys who only want to half heartedly try. Not say all or even most but I bet there are at least a few who wouldn’t really try.

Assuming that many guys leave, CKD and staff need to be portal recruiting mo fos.

LJMK Gump: Thanks Jalen.
This 100% on you being a mental midget in Knoxville and Norman.

I will be so glad when we have a new QB next season.

LKDK Gump:
You are blaming the wrong people.

Blame the coaches for not having the team ready to play against Vanderbilt and Oklahoma. Blame the coaches for thinking it was a good idea for Milroe to throw 45 passes against Tennessee.

The sunshine pumpers can blame Milroe all they want too, but the coaches are 100% to blame. They were in over their heads and that is very concerning going forward.

"When I stop crying, I'm gonna chuckle my butt off" Gump:

All this campaigning on stage last night by Dabo, and in the booth by McElroy of all people. Everybody all excited because SMU came back and lost a close one to an average Clemson team!

Going to laugh my arse off when they both get destroyed in the 1st round and then everyone admits, yea they got it wrong and the ACC didn’t deserve two teams in.

But too late for Bama this season. Hopefully committee will clean shite up for the future I guess.

"You negative nancies are to blame. All those segments ESPN ran on the Bama Rant posts kept the OU game fresh" Gump:
the OU game was bad. Im glad you so called fans are continuing to harp on that weeks later and kept it in the national narrative which hurt us in the end.

Despite the bad loss, in the end you had 2 bubble teams and the committee had to make a decision. They chose not to put in the team with the better resume and that can actually beat playoff teams.

Im aware we lost ability to control our own destiny by being on bubble so no use repeating it over and over.

Committtee had a choice of bubble teams, and they chose wrong.


Boomer Sooner Gump:
Oklahoma is better than SMU.

They would be undefeated with their schedule. One loss maximum


Pony Express Gump: Frick the other conferences. SMU? Really? Their greatest accomplishment in the last 30 years is a 30 for 30 being made about them so people in my generation would realize they used to be good.

You didn't have a choice, Gump. Your OOC schedule was crap: why even play tough games?

Couldn't bear to watch Gump: Just heard by wife yell “frick” from downstairs.

Time to wash the sheets Gump:
All on the coaching staff and players, they shite the bed in Norman.

I don’t want to hear any of them crying about it now, they choked

Gunner Stockton and The Playoffs

First off, congrats to Gunner and the Dawgs on showing tremendous grit! SEC Champs and nobody can ever take it away from them.

Now, everyone knows that I have long been skeptical of Gunner being “the guy”. Lots of his Rabun numbers and legend were bloated by poor competition. Also, I don’t think last night did anything to make it a forgone conclusion that he is the future for Georgia.

Having said that. I do believe this Georgia team can win a national title this year with Gunner at QB. The run game will be better because of the threat of Gunner’s legs. The defense last night was DOMINANT and I expect similar performances going forward. So I do believe with a few weeks to prepare with the 1s, Gunner can improve enough to complement those two aspects of Georgia’s squad.

Also, I HOPE that Gunner balls out and looks like the next superstar in college football. Would that make me wrong on him? Yes. Would that make me happy as a Georgia fan? Heck yeah.

From this point forward, nobody is going to be a bigger 14 fan!

If I could ask Bobo and CKS for one favor, it’d be to get 12 plenty of run with the 1s in practice. I think he’ll be hard to keep off the field in 2025. If he doesn’t play in 2025, he’ll be starting for someone else in 2026. PROTOTYPE!

Go Dawgs!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Bitches

Fk bama. Bitches can't even make the 12 team playoff 😂😂😂

That murderer's row of a schedule was brutal. They had to play Vandy AT VANDY & AT Oklahoma.... you can't expect a team to survive that gauntlet.

They also needed a miracle hail Mary over a guy who isn't even on our team anymore to beat us. Fk that garbage redneck program. They did not belong in the playoff.

Beck DGD

People have made their opinions about Beck this year very clear and will disagree with me on this but I respect the hell out of him for actually coming back in for that last play with probably a torn ligament in his elbow. He could have said naw I’m good but he chose to come back in. I’ll give him DGD status in my book for that. Now let’s go win this f****** thing!

Lol TATE

first off how is someone who looks so pudgy and not ripped so good?
Looks like a big guy who eats Twinkies and don't care about blood pressure...

That said, was asked about Carson coming back in on last play and he was like...heard the crowd but didn't know til I turned around and saw him.

Point of this is...we got dudes that have blinders on and it is how you win!
You just do your job and don't GAS about anything else.

We don't have one player that is a look at me player at all!!

Frustrating season because I feel we could have been so dominate. But injuries, schedule, fickle finger fate or whatever.....this team is just a team with a big vision while never looking more than like a few yards ahead.


Team needs to be appreciated more despite two losses and drama along the way!

A short Horn tear thread from a post in October that got bumped....

The name of this thread is "It's Official: Kirby Smart is a Bitch." This was posted after his post game interview in October.

Bumping Horn:
You just won. Wow. What a gaping vag.

I look forward to bumping this thread in the future.

firesark.com Horn: Coaching malfeasance to lose to this vagina. May have to fire Sark.

During the game the thread was bumped

Working the refs Horn: F this crybaby b**** stop giving them all the calls

12th man Horn:
Why is Kirby Smart trying to cover our receivers?

I mean is even that legal?

"Not just a B, but a dumb B" Horn:
All that bitching got you enough penalties to run 3 Hail Marys and now your QB is hurt.

Stupid f***

Numberfire Horn: Is there an Over\Under on how many times this bitch takes his visor off? Throws it to the ground? Talks to GA box so he can bitch to the refs?

Post game

Integrity Horn:
3rd conference title

back up qb came in and drove the team to a W. damn good coaching

respect

Sad facts Horn: 2-0 against Sark.

Truth Horn:
Yeah. The f'ing idiot above saying he told the refs what to call? Shut the f up dude. It was an obvious hands to the face. Hats off to Kirby. We haven’t been able to beat him.

"Not dumb, diligent" Horn:
Dude works the refs like a mf'er and it just works

Substance over style Horn: Sark looks damn good in a suit. Kirby wears his polo shirt and stupid visor and wins football games.


Not aware Texas lost Horn:
Didn’t watch the post game
did he bitch and moan and cry more


This whine calls for some pule cheese Horn:
Yes
Why the f should we just be ok with getting bent over and f'ed? Just stay in the rig12 if you wanna spread them cheeks.
I don’t know if you were watching but Kirby Smart acting like a complete lunatic helped make the refs f us this whole game.

Gets it Horn:
Good job missing the point. You’re bitching about Kirby and also said he helped his team win the game. If you think the water bottle incident was helpful and you think Kirby helped influence the game, your anger is misdirected as it should be pointed at Sark for not doing everything he could do to influence the outcome of the game. Kirby is 2-0 against Sark this season. Seems like he’s got the upper hand.


"You know, cause he's just the best coach in college football right now" Horn:
Can't believe we lost twice to his fat ass


Sark is the B of the B Horn: He’s Kirby’s bitch until proven otherwise.
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