It's the hottest thing in lava bars since that Kombucha Cocktail on the Rocks (a huge mistake, fwiw):
- Why did Donald Trump and Kamala Harris find themselves in a hot debate over lava?
- Because Trump wanted to build a wall around it, and Harris cackled, saying, "You can't just wall off natural disasters, but if you could, I'd suggest starting with the one in the White House!"
- Meanwhile, the lava was just there, flowing slowly, thinking, "At least I'm not running for office."
Sorry. Feldspar-related humor isn't for everyone.
- Why did Donald Trump and Kamala Harris find themselves in a hot debate over lava?
- Because Trump wanted to build a wall around it, and Harris cackled, saying, "You can't just wall off natural disasters, but if you could, I'd suggest starting with the one in the White House!"
- Meanwhile, the lava was just there, flowing slowly, thinking, "At least I'm not running for office."
Sorry. Feldspar-related humor isn't for everyone.
