Allbarn fambly goes out to dinner...

[BullochDawg]

Mom n Pop and two boys 5&6. Waitress comes over and asks, "What can I get you boys?" The six yr old pipes up, "I'm gonna have me a motherfockin' cheeseburger!"
Pop reaches over and slaps the chit out of the boy knocking him to the floor.
Waitress looks at the five year old and asks, "What do you want to eat?". Five yr old replies "You can bet yer sweet ass it ain't gonna be no motherfockin' cheeseburger!"

 

[Ty TyDawg]

Heard it in 1968 while in college. Still funny though.

 

[Doc Hollidawg]

You serious?*

Say when.

 

[BullochDawg]

Yeah this crap just pops in my hade for no reason**

**

 

[Ty TyDawg]

I got convinced not long ago that there were no more new ones

but I did hear one not long ago. Can't clean it up enough to put it here though.

 

[Ty TyDawg]

You can tell her I love her more after hearing that. A high school

coaches wife did mine up here. I would imagine they are pretty uniform throughout the state. Good outfit. Dropped my interest rate from 6 to under 4

 

[BullochDawg]

It's da troof**

**

 

[BullochDawg]

Haven't heard a new in a while. I get to use these old ones on the

young bucks at work. They think I'm nuts.
Told one this morning "Doctor says you gonna die"

 

[Ty TyDawg]

Re: Haven't heard a new in a while. I get to use these old ones on the

Snake bit. lol. email me and I will forward this one to you.


This post was edited on 4/10 3:39 PM by Ty TyDawg

 

[Doc Hollidawg]

She was with Suntrust and didn't like it. She loves AgSouth. I just told

her you loved her. She's blushing.

Say when.

 

[Doc Hollidawg]

She was with Suntrust and didn't like it. She loves AgSouth. I just told

her you loved her. She's blushing.

Say when.

 

[Ty TyDawg]

But not real red, I'll bet***

n

 

[Doc Hollidawg]

She's gotta go take a cold shower.*

Say when.

 

[Ty TyDawg]

I'm gifted like that, it's a curse***

n

 

[Doc Hollidawg]

You STUD you.*

Say when.

 

[Ty TyDawg]

I think it's because I was paying attention to her while you were

on your moonlight ocean swim with 4me.

 

[Doc Hollidawg]

I miss him dearly.*

Say when.

 

[Ty TyDawg]

Not a peep from him and he's a good friend***

n

 

[Ty TyDawg]

***

n

This post was edited on 4/10 5:29 PM by Ty TyDawg

 

[MillDawg]

Clark?*

nm