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Another memo from the desk of Mark Fox

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From: The Desk of Mark Fox
To: Assistant Coaches
Re: To Do List

The staff should attend to the following items immediately upon arrival back in Athens:
  1. Contact the UGA Health Care Center to arrange testosterone shots for our post players and forwards.
  2. Contact the UGA Campus Women's Trauma Center to schedule PTSD counseling for all players as they were victimized and repeatedly assaulted tonight. Can we arrange for a Safe Space to be clearly marked off somewhere on the court to prevent such physical abuse and taunting in future games?
  3. Investigate potential hygiene problems of Wilridge, Edwards, and Parker. Their body odor must be so bad that the Mizzou defenders refused to come within five steps of them whenever they wandered away from the basket and stood beyond the 3-point line on offense. What's up with that?
  4. Locate videos teaching "Team Help Rotation Defense." Should we consider introducing the players to this radical concept?
  5. Update our travel folder to scout for new hotels, restaurants and team activities in NYC this March.
 
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