You may need to read this one in more than one siitting.
I tried to mark times in the game with the posts. The Bammers don't post much when UGA does something good. Post like legion when OSU scores. They were extremely invested in this game. I don't think I've ever seen any fans invested as much without their own team playing.
A hyphen is a post I included, but I didn't give the post a phrase or a Gump name.
I posted my comments in parentheses.
Enjoy if you can. I know I did.
Pregame
“Mama said if you believe dreams can come true” Gump: Ohio State is going to win this game. Believe!
SEC! SEC! SEC! Gump: ’m kinda throwing up in my mouth a little but I want Gawja to win this and then curb stomp TCU. Only because of what TCU’s coach said about SEC scheduling
When Saban retires, Ryan Day? Gump: I strongly dislike UGA and Kirby
I like Day, tOSU, and our tOSU friends here.
I think tOSU has a chance is all and I'm rooting for them and picking them.
Georgia up 2-0 before kickoff Gump: Kirby got Laura Rutledge.
Ryan got the other.
Kirby won the toss and the sideline reporter sweepstakes.
“Broke the volume knob on my console TV when the Bear lost to Miss. Stat in 1980” Gump: ESPN is so loud. Drives me nuts.
Game starts
“He took our money just like he did Pruitt’s” Gump: I really wish we would have gotten Washington…
Stetson 2021 NCG MVP remembrance 1: trust fund plays hero ball, what did you think he would do?
Stetson 2021 NCG MVP remembrance 2: 46-yr-old Stetson Friday XIII cost his team there....good thing he's got that NIL deal with Geritol.
Stetson 2021 NCG MVP remembrance 3: Umm, news flash…Stetson Bennett sucks…
We’re number 2! We’re number 2! Gump: I’m afraid the only team with any chance at stopping them was Bama
7-0 OSU barrage
-TD Bucks!!!!
-Marvin Harrison Jr is LEGIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Great! Go Buckeyes!
-TD OSU!
-Suck it uga!
The most ironic statement by a Gump ever: You can’t allow egregious holding like that to result in a TD
We’d be the favorites Pawl! Gump: I can’t imagine a worse title game than OSU vs TCU, considering Bama should have been in the playoffs above both teams.
Scott Howard Gump: Ha, McDonkey didn't know what hit him.
Georgia 7 OSU 7
Stetson 2021 NCG MVP remembrance 4: Stetson is such a cocky little snit, isn't he?
“Cock fans totally objective when it comes to UGA” Gump: I have a nephew that lives about 10 miles from Athens GA, and in his interactions there the Bulldog fans are the most obnoxious by far. And my nephew is a USCe grad.
Stetson 2021 NCG MVP remembrance 5: All we can do is hope for coordinator changes . I like what Monken does with his offense. Spread the wealth, but I can’t stand Bennett.
Stetson 2021 NCG MVP remembrance 6: I know I say this every UGA game I watch but...
I can't STAND Bennett
He's so obnoxious.
Football started in 2000 Gump: Stafford is their only QB to ever do anything in the NFL.
Stetson 2021 NCG MVP remembrance 7: he didn't deserve to be a Heisman finalist.
“It's just like when I watch Bama” Gump: OSU got away with some holding there. I didn't see it though.
Bobblehead Ladd Gump: McConkey needs a helmet half as big as the one he has...
OSU 14 UGA 7
Gordon Ramsey Gump: Bucks running the recipe needed to beat the leg humpers! Keep it up Ohio St.
OSU picks Stet
About ten or so Gumps: Go Buckeyes! Etc. etc. etc.
OSU 21 UGA 7
“I should know that Stet only cries when he wins” Gump: I thought Stetson was gonna cry there...
“Hard to believe some sham of a team gave up 5tds to him” Gump: It's CRIMINAL that Hyatt won the Biletnikoff over Harrison Jr
I believe you Gump: I am loving this so far. I suck at the Tidefans pickem, but occasionally I will nail an upset. Long way to go though.
“Don’t say you weren’t warned” Gump: Georgia won’t go away quietly
“Why do we have to win our games Pawl? We’re cruitin’ champs” Gump: It’s simply unacceptable that we are potentially looking at a title game with two teams that should have been behind Bama in the playoff rankings.
Comic Con Gump: Yes, but I reiterate - it’s frustrating but it’s our fault. We could have dated or even married Wonder Woman, but we had an outbreak of a rash and zits at the wrong time.
OSU 21 UGA 14
“That’s the nation’s favorite Dawg fan” Gump: That gal in the zebra print top,God bless America
Classic Cartoon Gump: Ryan Day's grandpaw ,I'm pretty sure was Bluto.
“He ain’t mentioned Bama once.” Gump: Chris Fowler has the biggest man crush on Georgia. Lol
Underestimating Georgia again Gump: Yeah, unfortunately a uga vs TCU match-up will look a lot like the K-State vs Alabama match-up.
OSU 21 UGA 21
“Mama said tonight we are Buckeyes” Gump: Crap. It was 21-7 when I left my mom's. What happened? And can we please quit running out of the shotgun on 3rd and short? Especially if the OL is not going to fire off the ball and block?
“Kirby took our mojo with him” Gump: The difference between Alabama and UGA is pretty simple. It is play on the LOS both offensively and defensively. These last two series they have owned the LOS against tOSU.
Stetson 2021 NCG MVP remembrance 8: At least I won't have to look at Stetson Bennett's face after another week.
“I’m pulling for Georgia despite their arrogant fanbase” Gump (injury tears 1): I’m old school I guess, I still pull for SEC in bowls and out of conference. So I’m okay noting to my many Ga friends that they are 1-7 in their recent history with us and if not for injured receivers like 0-8. It’ll also be sweet next year when we put them back in their place. But tonight I’m a mild UGA fan and though I like underdogs and won’t be sad if TCU should beat them I’ll be okay if they win it all again. I think the SEC reputation has helped us a time or two get the benefit of the doubt.( Note, I will count the injury tears. This is the first)
Jan Brady “Mr. Sankey, Chris only talks about Georgia, Georgia, Georgia!” Gump: I'm pretty sure someone from Alabama slept with Chris Fowler's girlfriend decades ago...
OSU 28-24 (I try but it’s hard to tell when UGA scores. You can tell that Georgia is doing well due to the comments, but there is no TD!, score! etc. or even a plethora of expletives. Totally opposite with OSU)
-Omg
-Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Beautiful!!!
-What a PLAY by Stroud!!!
-TD Bucks!!!
“We’d shut down Stroud just like we did Hendon Hooker” Gump: For all the folks gushing over Kirby’s defense and how it’s what Alabama should be….
Jan Brady Gump 2: Great drive by OSU. Where's all the "heart of a champion" pap Fowler was spewing when UGA makes plays?
Selective memory Gump: Throwing the football every play is basically what kills them. Had we done it in Indianapolis then we would have had 1 more national championship. People play stupid vs Georgia instead of just being patient.
(Patience is throwing the football every down?
SECCG pass to rush: 44 to 25
Indy pass to rush: 57 to 28)
“It’s just as exciting as if we were playing” Gump: I may have to go to bed. I don't know if my nerves can take the 2nd half or not.
“Non Kirby Bama only gets beat by the cream of the crop: Bo Nix,Hendon Hooker, Jayden Daniels, Zach Calzada” Gump: Kirby’s defense is and has always been suspect vs quarterbacks like this.
“If they had to face Hooker and Daniels, they would’ve been exposed earlier” Gump (also, WR injury tears 2): It's more that they are facing Stroud (1st in NCAA in QBR) and his stable of WRs when all they have faced all season is SEC East competition.
They can be got but the other team needs a Legit QB and WRs
They got lucky last year that 1st Metchie got hurt and then Jamo got hurt and we didn't have our other WRs properly prepared.
Standard IQ Gump: I mean, every defense has trouble with QBs like this…
“They all still know we the best, Pawl” Gump: I’ll always go back to the national sports talk show I was listening to as drove home from a convention in New Orleans the next to last weekend of the regular season. All four of the guys on that program (none of which were “SEC Lapdogs”) were asked “UGA is clearly the best team. But if you had to pick one team to beat them, who would it be?” Three of the four picked Alabama and the fourth picked tOSU but “Bama is a very close second”.
Which makes this all the more frustrating.
“What kind of football fan would enjoy these two playoff games today?”Gump: Deep down the committee has to know they made the wrong choice. They went with the safe choice instead of the right one.
“They letting this team with a first round NFL QB and first round NFL WRs go up and down the field. It takes gimmick offenses to beat championship Ds” Gump:
Georgia practically plays 2 games a year and just bullies a bunch of scooter poots who can’t fight back and people on here start to hype them up as the second coming of the Steel Curtain. But then are shocked when they are exposed by the first team they play with a pulse and time to prepare.
They are good, but let’s stop pretending that they are so much better than everyone else.
Georgia probably still wins but absolutely no one who has watched them in the past 4 years should be shocked that they are giving up a lot of points vs probably the 2nd most loaded rosters in the country.
Voice of sanity Gump: Dude, listen to yourself. You just said OSU is the 2nd most loaded roster in the country. OF COURSE UGA is going to give up points to a team that good. That doesn’t prove anything.
“We lost them games on the last play, Pawl” Gump: So they avoided it by keeping TCU at #3 AFTER a loss? All they had to do was drop TCU to 5 and make Bama 3. OSU’s loss was way worse than Bama’s 2 losses, based on the manner of the loss. Bottom line, the committee absolutely blew it…
(I give Finebaum credit. Any time a Bammer started crying about this he would ask them “Who have you beaten?” Never answered.)
Jesse Pinkman Gump: I've been up since 2am and I am hanging on by a thread.
By time this ends I will have been up for like 21 hours.
“I can see clearly now, the Tide is gone” Gump: oh my...the holding by the Ohio St O line is criminal. Not that I care but wow...
OSU 35 UGA 24 barrage
-TD Buckeyes!
-Stroud to Egbuka!!!
-TD Bucks!!!!
-35-24 tOSU
-Yes!!!
Counting unhatched eggs Gump: I thought Kirby was a defensive guru and will be dethroning Saban as the new GOAT and uga is the new Alabama and will dominate for years to come.
Fading memory Gump: Ohio St has the NFL level receivers/QB combo that kills Georgia. We saw that way back when Kirby was DC at Alabama Vs West Virginia. (Alabama gave up one offensive TD in the game)
(Okay, I’m just embarrassed for them. This is S. Carolina type crap.)
How the mighty have fallen Gump: So if TCU wins next week does that mean we are National Champions? We beat KSU who beat TCU.
Santa stopped delivering a week ago Gump: Please oh please all I want for Christmas is a Buckeye win
Stet 2021 NCG MVP remembrance 9: Does anyone know if Stetson Bennett has an NIL deal with AARP? He’s been there for years.
Bullard hit on Marvin Jones Jr. barrage
-Targeting!
-Georgia about to lose one!
-My god, that was bad and so uncalled for.
-Georgia is at heart a trash program.
Overturned
Whiny buckeye-like Gump:
Helmet to helmet contact with launching and it’s not targeting?
OSU 38 UGA 24
The Gump with the faulty crimson lenses: It was very violent but he hit him with his shoulder
Bowers short on first down call overturned.
Alternate universe Gump: We would have NEVER gotten that call in a million years. Never.
“Bama proved this last year, so would be cool to see it again” Gump: I’ve wanted a TCU/OSU final just to stick it to the “conference championships matter” folks. Didn’t think it would be close to happening but here we are.
OSU 38 UGA 27
WR injury tears 3: Ol Coach Bowl Cut isn’t bright. As you know it took catastrophic injuries to Bama for him to win one and Bama still held the lead most of the game.
Rolling Stones Gump: I want Kirby to be denied the chance to repeat
Stet 2021 NC MVP remembrance 10: Stetson Bennett running out of talent
Kirby TO barrage
-What just happened?
-I really detest Kirby
-Nah, not even close
-Home cooking for sure
-Ball was snapped
-Is that reviewable. There's no way Kirby got that time out in time.
Irony thicker than Cardi B Gump: Refs are the 12th man for UGA tonight....
WR injury tears 4 Gump: Harrison Jr not being able to come back is HUGE
1st Round NFL WRs getting injured and UGA benefitting - name a more iconic duo
Arian’s TD (almost nothing here in reactions, no mention of the two point conversion.) OSU 38- UGA 35
-Wow!
-Like I said, Ohio State really needs to score again.
(That was about it and I had to scroll back to find it. They’re so depressed can’t even talk about it.)
Random Georgia hate post Gump: Georgia has the trashiest fans
You hate to see it, but then again, you love to see it Gump: I used to think Tennessee fans were the worst. I was wrong.
Ohio State 41 UGA 35
Premonition Gump: This is not looking great....
You can see a sickening walk off coming from a mile away unless the Bucks can create a turnover
Oh, you have no idea, Forrest: If UGA pulls this off they will annihilate TCU
Perfectly normal to be nervous when your crown is about to be taken Gump: I'm stupid nervous right now for a game that doesn't involve Bama
Final TD drive
I’m reduced to pulling for a B1G team because I’m gonna lose my status as college football king Gump: Get in his face.
Why are you trying to substitute? That’s easy yardage.
Stet to KJ
-Ugag fixn to pull this 1 out...
-Bummer.
-UGA is going to win it...................OSU hasnt gotten any breaks
Obviously hasn’t been reading the posts in this thread Gump: There it is. Did anyone expect anything else?
-This is Gross
Stet to AD Mitchell (I know some hate him. I wish he hadn’t left. But I just can’t. Dude put Bama in their place and then ruined their watch party a year later. Can’t muster up hate for the man.) UGA 42-OSU 41
-Damn...
-Yep, there you go. We will see if Stroud has it in him now.
-Dammit…
(and a Crimson Tide of FG hope) Again I point out the sheer amount here of different Bama posters talking about the FG, but hardly any commenting at all when UGA scores. It is literally the same when they are playing.I don’t think I’ve ever seen a team so invested in another like they were with OSU here.
-OSU will have time and the ball. See what happens
-But they only need a FG and have time with a good QB
-OSU only needs a FG.
-A minute on the clock and 2 TOs FG range is doable.
-Come on OSU you got plenty of time
-Plenty of time for a field goal
-A field goal wins it...
-Ohio State has a lot of time for a FG
-Hopefully they get a field goal
-OSU getting a FG would rip UGAs heart out. Let's get it.
CJ Stroud scramble
-Wow!
-FG range.
Never been so right and so wrong at the same time Gump: This is going to be beautiful
-Wow!
-What a play!
UGA D sets up the fourth down long FG attempt
Honey, where’s the bucket? Gump: I’m going to vomit.
-I can’t watch.
-I can’t look.
Comedy Gump: Could someone disable the phone line from BoB to Ryan Day?
-Not going to be an easy kick
-But if he does.....UGA is done
Nooo Goo hoo hoo hood! Nooo Goo hoo hoo hood!
100 percent accurate Gump: This was the Championship game…not the one on Jan 9th
-Well, crap. They are going to boat race TCU
Linda Ronstadt Gump: That hurts so bad...
-Pathetic
Good sport Gump: I hate them but hats off to Bennett and hats off to Georgia. Back to back NCs.
Maybe it didn’t hurt so bad next week since he already was prepared Gump: This Sucks to the Max
Uga is going Back to Back now 100%
TCU has a 0% chance
Damn
Do they give out honorary championships? You know like honorary degrees? Gump: The real Championship Game won't get played...
WR injury tears 6 Gump: Uga is super good at beating teams with nearly all their skill positions out injured
WR injury tears 7 Gump: UGA wins after their opponent loses its top WR. Boy, does that sound familiar.
WR injury tears 8 Gump: So Georgia probably wins a championship 2 years in a row after a better opponent lost their star receiver(s). I don't know if Georgia is good or just good at taking advantage of their opponents misfortune.
First stage of grief Gump: Don't county out TCU, they are legitimate. We saw what they did to Michigan today, and OSU showed us that UGA can be beat.
Pheasant hunting Gump: FG attempt looked like a wounded quail
Colonoscopy on NYD Gump: I'm sad that I can't drink right now...
WR injury tears 9 Gump: Well, this certainly SUCKS. Why does Georgia always get lucky and have the other team lose their star wide-outs in the worst moments. I guess I'm a Frog fan now.
Another Gump in stage 1: They havent won it yet.................UGA must have borrowed some AU voodoo
“There’s a chance we could be no. 2” Gump: State will fall below Bama.
-Man I hate UGA.
Homefield in Georgia is worth at least 17 points or so Gump: maybe it will work different when it's not basically a home game for Georgia.
Happy New Year Forrest!: well uga is going to win 2 in a row now. 2023 is going to suck.
Mike and the Mechanics Gump: It’s painful but yes, they pulled it out with some incredibly dumb coaching decision help from Day. Who knows, miracles can happen. Go Horny Toads
Those dirty rotten zebras Gump: A gift to GA from the refs.
- I HATE kirby smart.
A third Gump in stage 1: Don't forget TCU just destroyed the #3 defense.
Georgia just gave up a bunch of yards and points.
Stet NCG MVP rememberance 11: Stetson is just annoying
Fourth Gump in stage 1: UGA is worn out after this game. TCU might not be so easy. They haven’t played one like this all year.
Jelly Gump: They have the #3 defense..on paper.
The refs love Georgia Pawl: Some dubious strategy from Day, but don't forget how UGA's 12th man in stripes gave them every possible break and close call and none at all for OSU.
Imagine? Mr. Gump. It was gut wrenching to many in this thread with no ties to OSU: Ryan Day really can’t win the big one, can he? I imagine having that fake punt called back because of a timeout was gut-wrenching.
Can’t wait to raise that runner-up banner in old BD Gump: Well, when TCU gets beat Bama will probably finish at #2.
Prayers for Mr. Gump: Oh well, I guess I'll turn my thoughts to our spring QB battle and ponder what that will be like.
-Kirby had the most punchable face ever. Well he and Dabo might be 1a and 1b
His team has won 3 CFP titles, still doesn’t understand how this thing works Gump: The committee will probably put TCU at #2. Might as well.
“Alexa, play Sarah McLachlan “Angel” Gump: That was heartbreaking. I really wanted those jerks to lose.
WR injury tears 10 Gump: uga again won a game they shouldn't have because the best receiver wasn't out there.
Pete or Nick? Gump: You’ve got to hand it to UGA the way they use blitzes that actually work. Really highlights the ineptitude of the guy we have.
Gonna be a killer year Gump: How about Bama basketball season? Looks like we've got a really good team this year!
Pawl. Really. This time they ain’t playin nobody Gump: It's amazing to me that they are already trying to make Kirby/UGA comparisons to Saban/Bama. Of course who can blame them I took a peak at Georgia's shedule next season their one game they may lose is at Tennessee and I'm not kidding. Their first four games are UT-Martin, Ball State, South Carolina at home and UAB.
It's almost as sad as when Jennay died Gump (also WR injury tears 11): It is amazing the luck UGA has had this year with schedule, almost losing to teams like Mizzou, and then the injuries to other teams (like last night to Ohio State and their WR, TE, RB) helping out UGA. Not to mention the refs on a few calls. I was pulling for Ohio State hard. Now I have to listen/read about how UGA has surpassed Bama even more... and I live here in GA. I think UGA will blow out TCU but I will be cheering for TCU. I'm ready for a 12 team playoff and wish that could start next year. lol. Georgia has it made next season too with their schedule, regardless of who their QB is.
A fifth bammer in stage 1: For crying out loud, stop listening to the talking heads. Their opinions are scripted garbage. As it stands right now, UGA has ONE title in 42 years. Bama has 6 titles in the last 13 years. One of these things is not like the other one.
UGA hasn’t even approached Bama, let alone “surpassed” them...
He's just Dabo in Red and Black Gump: I remember when everyone said Clemson was the new standard & dynasty. 2023 will see Alabama take back its place at the top.
WR injury tears 11: In his defense, he went way off script with that punt, but they gave Georgia that timeout.
He also lost his top receiver to a dirty non call that resulted in a field goal.
Ya think? Gump: WR injury tears 12: This may have already been discussed, but how is Georgia lucky enough two years in a row that a teams best receiver goes down in the middle of the game. Ohio state wins that game with their tightened and Harrison playing in the 4th quarter. Same as us with a healthy Williams and Metchie last year.
Setting the record straight visiting Dawg: I know injuries are difficult, but a part of college football
georgia was missing their leading receiver due to injury as well
Georgia runs a 2 tight end set 90% of the time and Darnell Washington went down and out for the game
3 year starter right tackle was out for the game
first or second round draft pick nolan smith tore a peck muscle this season and was unable to play against Ohio state
I hate that Harrison went down, but injuries are a part of college football and both teams had key players get injured
GA defense sucks. Can Beck carry that D to a title? Gump: For me, the most noticeable thing is UGA's defense isn't as good as I thought and am interested to see how the offense does once the 25 year old Bennett is gone. I know it is already a given that the "new" dynasty and standard is UGA after they win the NC. But I'm after watching their defense get shredded for most of the game, it may be a premature crowning...
WR injury tears 12: It helped greatly that OSU’s best WR was out of the game. Reminded me so much of Bryce late in the NC game last season.
I tried to mark times in the game with the posts. The Bammers don't post much when UGA does something good. Post like legion when OSU scores. They were extremely invested in this game. I don't think I've ever seen any fans invested as much without their own team playing.
A hyphen is a post I included, but I didn't give the post a phrase or a Gump name.
I posted my comments in parentheses.
Enjoy if you can. I know I did.
Pregame
“Mama said if you believe dreams can come true” Gump: Ohio State is going to win this game. Believe!
SEC! SEC! SEC! Gump: ’m kinda throwing up in my mouth a little but I want Gawja to win this and then curb stomp TCU. Only because of what TCU’s coach said about SEC scheduling
When Saban retires, Ryan Day? Gump: I strongly dislike UGA and Kirby
I like Day, tOSU, and our tOSU friends here.
I think tOSU has a chance is all and I'm rooting for them and picking them.
Georgia up 2-0 before kickoff Gump: Kirby got Laura Rutledge.
Ryan got the other.
Kirby won the toss and the sideline reporter sweepstakes.
“Broke the volume knob on my console TV when the Bear lost to Miss. Stat in 1980” Gump: ESPN is so loud. Drives me nuts.
Game starts
“He took our money just like he did Pruitt’s” Gump: I really wish we would have gotten Washington…
Stetson 2021 NCG MVP remembrance 1: trust fund plays hero ball, what did you think he would do?
Stetson 2021 NCG MVP remembrance 2: 46-yr-old Stetson Friday XIII cost his team there....good thing he's got that NIL deal with Geritol.
Stetson 2021 NCG MVP remembrance 3: Umm, news flash…Stetson Bennett sucks…
We’re number 2! We’re number 2! Gump: I’m afraid the only team with any chance at stopping them was Bama
7-0 OSU barrage
-TD Bucks!!!!
-Marvin Harrison Jr is LEGIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Great! Go Buckeyes!
-TD OSU!
-Suck it uga!
The most ironic statement by a Gump ever: You can’t allow egregious holding like that to result in a TD
We’d be the favorites Pawl! Gump: I can’t imagine a worse title game than OSU vs TCU, considering Bama should have been in the playoffs above both teams.
Scott Howard Gump: Ha, McDonkey didn't know what hit him.
Georgia 7 OSU 7
Stetson 2021 NCG MVP remembrance 4: Stetson is such a cocky little snit, isn't he?
“Cock fans totally objective when it comes to UGA” Gump: I have a nephew that lives about 10 miles from Athens GA, and in his interactions there the Bulldog fans are the most obnoxious by far. And my nephew is a USCe grad.
Stetson 2021 NCG MVP remembrance 5: All we can do is hope for coordinator changes . I like what Monken does with his offense. Spread the wealth, but I can’t stand Bennett.
Stetson 2021 NCG MVP remembrance 6: I know I say this every UGA game I watch but...
I can't STAND Bennett
He's so obnoxious.
Football started in 2000 Gump: Stafford is their only QB to ever do anything in the NFL.
Stetson 2021 NCG MVP remembrance 7: he didn't deserve to be a Heisman finalist.
“It's just like when I watch Bama” Gump: OSU got away with some holding there. I didn't see it though.
Bobblehead Ladd Gump: McConkey needs a helmet half as big as the one he has...
OSU 14 UGA 7
Gordon Ramsey Gump: Bucks running the recipe needed to beat the leg humpers! Keep it up Ohio St.
OSU picks Stet
About ten or so Gumps: Go Buckeyes! Etc. etc. etc.
OSU 21 UGA 7
“I should know that Stet only cries when he wins” Gump: I thought Stetson was gonna cry there...
“Hard to believe some sham of a team gave up 5tds to him” Gump: It's CRIMINAL that Hyatt won the Biletnikoff over Harrison Jr
I believe you Gump: I am loving this so far. I suck at the Tidefans pickem, but occasionally I will nail an upset. Long way to go though.
“Don’t say you weren’t warned” Gump: Georgia won’t go away quietly
“Why do we have to win our games Pawl? We’re cruitin’ champs” Gump: It’s simply unacceptable that we are potentially looking at a title game with two teams that should have been behind Bama in the playoff rankings.
Comic Con Gump: Yes, but I reiterate - it’s frustrating but it’s our fault. We could have dated or even married Wonder Woman, but we had an outbreak of a rash and zits at the wrong time.
OSU 21 UGA 14
“That’s the nation’s favorite Dawg fan” Gump: That gal in the zebra print top,God bless America
Classic Cartoon Gump: Ryan Day's grandpaw ,I'm pretty sure was Bluto.
“He ain’t mentioned Bama once.” Gump: Chris Fowler has the biggest man crush on Georgia. Lol
Underestimating Georgia again Gump: Yeah, unfortunately a uga vs TCU match-up will look a lot like the K-State vs Alabama match-up.
OSU 21 UGA 21
“Mama said tonight we are Buckeyes” Gump: Crap. It was 21-7 when I left my mom's. What happened? And can we please quit running out of the shotgun on 3rd and short? Especially if the OL is not going to fire off the ball and block?
“Kirby took our mojo with him” Gump: The difference between Alabama and UGA is pretty simple. It is play on the LOS both offensively and defensively. These last two series they have owned the LOS against tOSU.
Stetson 2021 NCG MVP remembrance 8: At least I won't have to look at Stetson Bennett's face after another week.
“I’m pulling for Georgia despite their arrogant fanbase” Gump (injury tears 1): I’m old school I guess, I still pull for SEC in bowls and out of conference. So I’m okay noting to my many Ga friends that they are 1-7 in their recent history with us and if not for injured receivers like 0-8. It’ll also be sweet next year when we put them back in their place. But tonight I’m a mild UGA fan and though I like underdogs and won’t be sad if TCU should beat them I’ll be okay if they win it all again. I think the SEC reputation has helped us a time or two get the benefit of the doubt.( Note, I will count the injury tears. This is the first)
Jan Brady “Mr. Sankey, Chris only talks about Georgia, Georgia, Georgia!” Gump: I'm pretty sure someone from Alabama slept with Chris Fowler's girlfriend decades ago...
OSU 28-24 (I try but it’s hard to tell when UGA scores. You can tell that Georgia is doing well due to the comments, but there is no TD!, score! etc. or even a plethora of expletives. Totally opposite with OSU)
-Omg
-Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Beautiful!!!
-What a PLAY by Stroud!!!
-TD Bucks!!!
“We’d shut down Stroud just like we did Hendon Hooker” Gump: For all the folks gushing over Kirby’s defense and how it’s what Alabama should be….
Jan Brady Gump 2: Great drive by OSU. Where's all the "heart of a champion" pap Fowler was spewing when UGA makes plays?
Selective memory Gump: Throwing the football every play is basically what kills them. Had we done it in Indianapolis then we would have had 1 more national championship. People play stupid vs Georgia instead of just being patient.
(Patience is throwing the football every down?
SECCG pass to rush: 44 to 25
Indy pass to rush: 57 to 28)
“It’s just as exciting as if we were playing” Gump: I may have to go to bed. I don't know if my nerves can take the 2nd half or not.
“Non Kirby Bama only gets beat by the cream of the crop: Bo Nix,Hendon Hooker, Jayden Daniels, Zach Calzada” Gump: Kirby’s defense is and has always been suspect vs quarterbacks like this.
“If they had to face Hooker and Daniels, they would’ve been exposed earlier” Gump (also, WR injury tears 2): It's more that they are facing Stroud (1st in NCAA in QBR) and his stable of WRs when all they have faced all season is SEC East competition.
They can be got but the other team needs a Legit QB and WRs
They got lucky last year that 1st Metchie got hurt and then Jamo got hurt and we didn't have our other WRs properly prepared.
Standard IQ Gump: I mean, every defense has trouble with QBs like this…
“They all still know we the best, Pawl” Gump: I’ll always go back to the national sports talk show I was listening to as drove home from a convention in New Orleans the next to last weekend of the regular season. All four of the guys on that program (none of which were “SEC Lapdogs”) were asked “UGA is clearly the best team. But if you had to pick one team to beat them, who would it be?” Three of the four picked Alabama and the fourth picked tOSU but “Bama is a very close second”.
Which makes this all the more frustrating.
“What kind of football fan would enjoy these two playoff games today?”Gump: Deep down the committee has to know they made the wrong choice. They went with the safe choice instead of the right one.
“They letting this team with a first round NFL QB and first round NFL WRs go up and down the field. It takes gimmick offenses to beat championship Ds” Gump:
Georgia practically plays 2 games a year and just bullies a bunch of scooter poots who can’t fight back and people on here start to hype them up as the second coming of the Steel Curtain. But then are shocked when they are exposed by the first team they play with a pulse and time to prepare.
They are good, but let’s stop pretending that they are so much better than everyone else.
Georgia probably still wins but absolutely no one who has watched them in the past 4 years should be shocked that they are giving up a lot of points vs probably the 2nd most loaded rosters in the country.
Voice of sanity Gump: Dude, listen to yourself. You just said OSU is the 2nd most loaded roster in the country. OF COURSE UGA is going to give up points to a team that good. That doesn’t prove anything.
“We lost them games on the last play, Pawl” Gump: So they avoided it by keeping TCU at #3 AFTER a loss? All they had to do was drop TCU to 5 and make Bama 3. OSU’s loss was way worse than Bama’s 2 losses, based on the manner of the loss. Bottom line, the committee absolutely blew it…
(I give Finebaum credit. Any time a Bammer started crying about this he would ask them “Who have you beaten?” Never answered.)
Jesse Pinkman Gump: I've been up since 2am and I am hanging on by a thread.
By time this ends I will have been up for like 21 hours.
“I can see clearly now, the Tide is gone” Gump: oh my...the holding by the Ohio St O line is criminal. Not that I care but wow...
OSU 35 UGA 24 barrage
-TD Buckeyes!
-Stroud to Egbuka!!!
-TD Bucks!!!!
-35-24 tOSU
-Yes!!!
Counting unhatched eggs Gump: I thought Kirby was a defensive guru and will be dethroning Saban as the new GOAT and uga is the new Alabama and will dominate for years to come.
Fading memory Gump: Ohio St has the NFL level receivers/QB combo that kills Georgia. We saw that way back when Kirby was DC at Alabama Vs West Virginia. (Alabama gave up one offensive TD in the game)
(Okay, I’m just embarrassed for them. This is S. Carolina type crap.)
How the mighty have fallen Gump: So if TCU wins next week does that mean we are National Champions? We beat KSU who beat TCU.
Santa stopped delivering a week ago Gump: Please oh please all I want for Christmas is a Buckeye win
Stet 2021 NCG MVP remembrance 9: Does anyone know if Stetson Bennett has an NIL deal with AARP? He’s been there for years.
Bullard hit on Marvin Jones Jr. barrage
-Targeting!
-Georgia about to lose one!
-My god, that was bad and so uncalled for.
-Georgia is at heart a trash program.
Overturned
Whiny buckeye-like Gump:
Helmet to helmet contact with launching and it’s not targeting?
OSU 38 UGA 24
The Gump with the faulty crimson lenses: It was very violent but he hit him with his shoulder
Bowers short on first down call overturned.
Alternate universe Gump: We would have NEVER gotten that call in a million years. Never.
“Bama proved this last year, so would be cool to see it again” Gump: I’ve wanted a TCU/OSU final just to stick it to the “conference championships matter” folks. Didn’t think it would be close to happening but here we are.
OSU 38 UGA 27
WR injury tears 3: Ol Coach Bowl Cut isn’t bright. As you know it took catastrophic injuries to Bama for him to win one and Bama still held the lead most of the game.
Rolling Stones Gump: I want Kirby to be denied the chance to repeat
Stet 2021 NC MVP remembrance 10: Stetson Bennett running out of talent
Kirby TO barrage
-What just happened?
-I really detest Kirby
-Nah, not even close
-Home cooking for sure
-Ball was snapped
-Is that reviewable. There's no way Kirby got that time out in time.
Irony thicker than Cardi B Gump: Refs are the 12th man for UGA tonight....
WR injury tears 4 Gump: Harrison Jr not being able to come back is HUGE
1st Round NFL WRs getting injured and UGA benefitting - name a more iconic duo
Arian’s TD (almost nothing here in reactions, no mention of the two point conversion.) OSU 38- UGA 35
-Wow!
-Like I said, Ohio State really needs to score again.
(That was about it and I had to scroll back to find it. They’re so depressed can’t even talk about it.)
Random Georgia hate post Gump: Georgia has the trashiest fans
You hate to see it, but then again, you love to see it Gump: I used to think Tennessee fans were the worst. I was wrong.
Ohio State 41 UGA 35
Premonition Gump: This is not looking great....
You can see a sickening walk off coming from a mile away unless the Bucks can create a turnover
Oh, you have no idea, Forrest: If UGA pulls this off they will annihilate TCU
Perfectly normal to be nervous when your crown is about to be taken Gump: I'm stupid nervous right now for a game that doesn't involve Bama
Final TD drive
I’m reduced to pulling for a B1G team because I’m gonna lose my status as college football king Gump: Get in his face.
Why are you trying to substitute? That’s easy yardage.
Stet to KJ
-Ugag fixn to pull this 1 out...
-Bummer.
-UGA is going to win it...................OSU hasnt gotten any breaks
Obviously hasn’t been reading the posts in this thread Gump: There it is. Did anyone expect anything else?
-This is Gross
Stet to AD Mitchell (I know some hate him. I wish he hadn’t left. But I just can’t. Dude put Bama in their place and then ruined their watch party a year later. Can’t muster up hate for the man.) UGA 42-OSU 41
-Damn...
-Yep, there you go. We will see if Stroud has it in him now.
-Dammit…
(and a Crimson Tide of FG hope) Again I point out the sheer amount here of different Bama posters talking about the FG, but hardly any commenting at all when UGA scores. It is literally the same when they are playing.I don’t think I’ve ever seen a team so invested in another like they were with OSU here.
-OSU will have time and the ball. See what happens
-But they only need a FG and have time with a good QB
-OSU only needs a FG.
-A minute on the clock and 2 TOs FG range is doable.
-Come on OSU you got plenty of time
-Plenty of time for a field goal
-A field goal wins it...
-Ohio State has a lot of time for a FG
-Hopefully they get a field goal
-OSU getting a FG would rip UGAs heart out. Let's get it.
CJ Stroud scramble
-Wow!
-FG range.
Never been so right and so wrong at the same time Gump: This is going to be beautiful
-Wow!
-What a play!
UGA D sets up the fourth down long FG attempt
Honey, where’s the bucket? Gump: I’m going to vomit.
-I can’t watch.
-I can’t look.
Comedy Gump: Could someone disable the phone line from BoB to Ryan Day?
-Not going to be an easy kick
-But if he does.....UGA is done
Nooo Goo hoo hoo hood! Nooo Goo hoo hoo hood!
100 percent accurate Gump: This was the Championship game…not the one on Jan 9th
-Well, crap. They are going to boat race TCU
Linda Ronstadt Gump: That hurts so bad...
-Pathetic
Good sport Gump: I hate them but hats off to Bennett and hats off to Georgia. Back to back NCs.
Maybe it didn’t hurt so bad next week since he already was prepared Gump: This Sucks to the Max
Uga is going Back to Back now 100%
TCU has a 0% chance
Damn
Do they give out honorary championships? You know like honorary degrees? Gump: The real Championship Game won't get played...
WR injury tears 6 Gump: Uga is super good at beating teams with nearly all their skill positions out injured
WR injury tears 7 Gump: UGA wins after their opponent loses its top WR. Boy, does that sound familiar.
WR injury tears 8 Gump: So Georgia probably wins a championship 2 years in a row after a better opponent lost their star receiver(s). I don't know if Georgia is good or just good at taking advantage of their opponents misfortune.
First stage of grief Gump: Don't county out TCU, they are legitimate. We saw what they did to Michigan today, and OSU showed us that UGA can be beat.
Pheasant hunting Gump: FG attempt looked like a wounded quail
Colonoscopy on NYD Gump: I'm sad that I can't drink right now...
WR injury tears 9 Gump: Well, this certainly SUCKS. Why does Georgia always get lucky and have the other team lose their star wide-outs in the worst moments. I guess I'm a Frog fan now.
Another Gump in stage 1: They havent won it yet.................UGA must have borrowed some AU voodoo
“There’s a chance we could be no. 2” Gump: State will fall below Bama.
-Man I hate UGA.
Homefield in Georgia is worth at least 17 points or so Gump: maybe it will work different when it's not basically a home game for Georgia.
Happy New Year Forrest!: well uga is going to win 2 in a row now. 2023 is going to suck.
Mike and the Mechanics Gump: It’s painful but yes, they pulled it out with some incredibly dumb coaching decision help from Day. Who knows, miracles can happen. Go Horny Toads
Those dirty rotten zebras Gump: A gift to GA from the refs.
- I HATE kirby smart.
A third Gump in stage 1: Don't forget TCU just destroyed the #3 defense.
Georgia just gave up a bunch of yards and points.
Stet NCG MVP rememberance 11: Stetson is just annoying
Fourth Gump in stage 1: UGA is worn out after this game. TCU might not be so easy. They haven’t played one like this all year.
Jelly Gump: They have the #3 defense..on paper.
The refs love Georgia Pawl: Some dubious strategy from Day, but don't forget how UGA's 12th man in stripes gave them every possible break and close call and none at all for OSU.
Imagine? Mr. Gump. It was gut wrenching to many in this thread with no ties to OSU: Ryan Day really can’t win the big one, can he? I imagine having that fake punt called back because of a timeout was gut-wrenching.
Can’t wait to raise that runner-up banner in old BD Gump: Well, when TCU gets beat Bama will probably finish at #2.
Prayers for Mr. Gump: Oh well, I guess I'll turn my thoughts to our spring QB battle and ponder what that will be like.
-Kirby had the most punchable face ever. Well he and Dabo might be 1a and 1b
His team has won 3 CFP titles, still doesn’t understand how this thing works Gump: The committee will probably put TCU at #2. Might as well.
“Alexa, play Sarah McLachlan “Angel” Gump: That was heartbreaking. I really wanted those jerks to lose.
WR injury tears 10 Gump: uga again won a game they shouldn't have because the best receiver wasn't out there.
Pete or Nick? Gump: You’ve got to hand it to UGA the way they use blitzes that actually work. Really highlights the ineptitude of the guy we have.
Gonna be a killer year Gump: How about Bama basketball season? Looks like we've got a really good team this year!
Pawl. Really. This time they ain’t playin nobody Gump: It's amazing to me that they are already trying to make Kirby/UGA comparisons to Saban/Bama. Of course who can blame them I took a peak at Georgia's shedule next season their one game they may lose is at Tennessee and I'm not kidding. Their first four games are UT-Martin, Ball State, South Carolina at home and UAB.
It's almost as sad as when Jennay died Gump (also WR injury tears 11): It is amazing the luck UGA has had this year with schedule, almost losing to teams like Mizzou, and then the injuries to other teams (like last night to Ohio State and their WR, TE, RB) helping out UGA. Not to mention the refs on a few calls. I was pulling for Ohio State hard. Now I have to listen/read about how UGA has surpassed Bama even more... and I live here in GA. I think UGA will blow out TCU but I will be cheering for TCU. I'm ready for a 12 team playoff and wish that could start next year. lol. Georgia has it made next season too with their schedule, regardless of who their QB is.
A fifth bammer in stage 1: For crying out loud, stop listening to the talking heads. Their opinions are scripted garbage. As it stands right now, UGA has ONE title in 42 years. Bama has 6 titles in the last 13 years. One of these things is not like the other one.
UGA hasn’t even approached Bama, let alone “surpassed” them...
He's just Dabo in Red and Black Gump: I remember when everyone said Clemson was the new standard & dynasty. 2023 will see Alabama take back its place at the top.
WR injury tears 11: In his defense, he went way off script with that punt, but they gave Georgia that timeout.
He also lost his top receiver to a dirty non call that resulted in a field goal.
Ya think? Gump: WR injury tears 12: This may have already been discussed, but how is Georgia lucky enough two years in a row that a teams best receiver goes down in the middle of the game. Ohio state wins that game with their tightened and Harrison playing in the 4th quarter. Same as us with a healthy Williams and Metchie last year.
Setting the record straight visiting Dawg: I know injuries are difficult, but a part of college football
georgia was missing their leading receiver due to injury as well
Georgia runs a 2 tight end set 90% of the time and Darnell Washington went down and out for the game
3 year starter right tackle was out for the game
first or second round draft pick nolan smith tore a peck muscle this season and was unable to play against Ohio state
I hate that Harrison went down, but injuries are a part of college football and both teams had key players get injured
GA defense sucks. Can Beck carry that D to a title? Gump: For me, the most noticeable thing is UGA's defense isn't as good as I thought and am interested to see how the offense does once the 25 year old Bennett is gone. I know it is already a given that the "new" dynasty and standard is UGA after they win the NC. But I'm after watching their defense get shredded for most of the game, it may be a premature crowning...
WR injury tears 12: It helped greatly that OSU’s best WR was out of the game. Reminded me so much of Bryce late in the NC game last season.
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