If you're on a sinking ship, and a rubber raft is available but piloted by a guy in a Kentucky shirt, stay on the sinking ship.
If you're in a burning house, and a Kentucky guy comes up on a ladder to save you, politely decline and wait for someone else.
If your dating app offers you an axe murderer and a Kentucky fan, choose the axe murderer.
Children, never, ever bet on Kentucky.
If you're in a burning house, and a Kentucky guy comes up on a ladder to save you, politely decline and wait for someone else.
If your dating app offers you an axe murderer and a Kentucky fan, choose the axe murderer.
Children, never, ever bet on Kentucky.