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Early Yes/No?™

because of the stretch marks? with all the awful looking

people at the beach, hardly seems newsworthy
 
We met at a beach bar...I was 3 bourbons in and she had been sitting

with 2 friends, seemingly there celebrating the finalization of the divorce, the youngest kid's graduation from college or both and she was sucking the contents of a halved coconut through a spiral straw while working around the umbrella and fruit skewer inside. The band started a Buffett song and the three whooped with glee and made their way to the dance floor. I caught her attention and when she looked at me I held up my drink as a toast. I also notified the waitress that I'd like to buy them a round. Soon after they returned to the tables and saw the drinks, she got up under the pretense of going to the powder room, but took the long way around, coming by my table and thanking me for the drink. Chit chat ensued and we walked to the darkened beach together where she pressed her lips and body to mine and I could feel the heat from the day's sun on her skin. Ultimately we made sweet sweet love there on the beach.
Under those circumstances, yes.

This post was edited on 3/26 9:43 AM by Pootimus J. Bottoms
 
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