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Ernest gotta change his shorts

Was just talking about Calamity Clam while in Maggie Valley last week. The vacuum system on my wife's trunk lid is going out (again). When parked on a slope, the lid waits until you stick your head in the trunk, then wham! If you stand back, nothing happens.

Captain Sandy was a childhood fav of mine. The carload (vacationing with DGDs in Lake Junaluska) was singing the above intro after the 3rd incident.
 
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