So I was making myself another old fashioned and left my fire pit unattended for a few minutes. To be honest, I was watching the neighbor's wife change clothes. She looks pretty good since she had her boobs done. Anyway, I think she saw me and by the time I got one rubbed out and back outside, the fire spread to my neighbors' houses. I don't have insurance and the house is in my trust's name. The neighbor with the hot wife has been sneaking around lately asking about new sod or something like that. Earlier, he was on his computer and his wife came over for a cup of sugar. I think I'll give it to her.