Bud Lite salutes real men of genius. Today we salute Mr. King Ass-Hat, who can sit in his Lazyboy, with a box fan in the window and two cases of Bud Light trying to get the temp down under 100 in the single-wide, bestowing all his football knowledge of what plays are being called, and need to be called during the game. Rekindling the breath of knowledge he learned sitting in the stands all those years watching class mates playing for school teams because he couldn't participate due issues with diarrhea while running. He constantly makes posts about what players are bad, coaches who are horrible and criticizes play calling without every attendind a practice. He's developed diarrhea of the mouth and routinely displays that talent on college football message boards believing his one year of experience riding the bench on the church flag football team makes him relevant. So crack open another Bud Light Mr. I know more than the coaches MF, this Bud's for you.