Guess who I talked too?

[OlecountryDawg]

My wife . She asked how to light the big green egg . I swear I love that blond headed girl . I showed her 100 times .

She had me stay on the phone with her while she lite the egg . Then it sounded like Georgia scored a Touchdown. My ears are still ringing. She said she wanted to double check on how to do it because she knew I would crawl up her butt if she messed up the egg .

 

[Fetvuldawg]

My wife . She asked how to light the big green egg . I swear I love that blond headed girl . I showed her 100 times .

She had me stay on the phone with her while she lite the egg . Then it sounded like Georgia scored a Touchdown. My ears are still ringing. She said she wanted to double check on how to do it because she knew I would crawl up her butt if she messed up the egg .

I'm betting Tulsa was over there when she called. But, from his prison experiences, you had nothing to worry about!