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Gumps' SEC championship game thread....

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Every little bit helps Gump:
So if UGA wins our win looks better since we beat the SEC champions?
And Texas beat literally nobody?

Obligatory hope no team wins post: I said this a moment ago in another thread. I just can't pull for UGA. I wish both teams could lose.

A very familiar feeling Gump: There is very little difference to me than an Auburn vs Tennessee game.

"Mama taught me to say dog like a Yankee" Gump: I like Sark ok, but it's Texas, but I can't get past Kirby taking that recruiting board photo. Plus I live here and deal with these stupid folks who can't spell dog all the time.

"Rather be hung by the brother I despise than a bunch of uppity strangers" Gump: Just don't want this arrogant fanbase to win the SEC in their first year. It is bad enough they are even in the game to begin with.

"Bammer ain't playing. No one cares. Appears no one gives a piss about nothing but the Tide" Gump:
Seriously, does anyone really care about this game? Looks like the stadium is half full.

Pot and Kettle Gump: I thought UGA was supposed to have the best secondary in football with all those 5-stars.

The loss in Norman was so hard, memory fails the Gump: I'm sad watching this game knowing we pooped the bed vs vandy and ok st

"OU would blow these two teams outta the water" Gump:
Georgia has clearly regressed from their game against us (and Texas).

Texas has a great defense but their offense sputters more than you would expect a Sark offense to sputter.

I think we could have competed well in this game.

"I've seen this before when we play in big games" Gump: Me thinks the refs aren't going to let ut win this game honestly..

Archie Bunker Gump: I miss the Florida-Alabama years........hopefully they will return soon.........

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But if they would have just let Bammer in, right? Gump:
uga with their usual slow start.

I don't think we have to worry about uga winning a national title this year

Rock gotta message for you Gump: Not impressed with Etienne.

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Must've watched a rerun UGA game from 2023 on SEC Network Gump: I've haven't seen all of Georgia's games, but I think I've only seen one where their WR's consistently caught the ball.

"Those Bammer vs. Florida and Mizzou SECCGs, when both of those teams had offenses ranked near 100 nationally, were thrilling" Gump: So far this might be one of the most boring SEC championship games I can remember.

Game over Gump: Texas has this one in the bag.

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Still recalls that fourth quarter in Tuscaloosa Gump: Georgia is a second half team - has been all year

Comedy Gump: First time I've ever been upset Auburn missed a field goal.

"Mr. Warde Manuel, please let us in." Gump: Beck looked fine walking off the field, but if he is out they could also get knocked out of the CFP

He who laughs last, laughs best Gump: "He is even better than Beck" uga fans probably. LOL

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"The football gods are smiling on Bama boys. We can take their place." Gump: Smart is not going to say anything about the injury. If Beck is out for the playoffs then the committee could drop them from the CFP, and Kirby knows that.

"Keep your fingers crossed, fellas" Gump: It happened to an undefeated FSU last year so it can definitely happen to a 3 loss UGA.

"When will Kirby ever learn how to coach and prepare his football team. What an idiot he is." Gump:
UGA’s done. They ain’t winning this with a backup whose barely played.

This is why all coaches are dumb to not find ways to get your backup more experience.

Luckie catch

Smirking Gump: UGA gonna win now. Figures.

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Kirby can't coach Gump guy admits he's stupid: Well, maybe I don’t know what I’m talking. Wouldn’t be the first time.

Gump who lives in Rabun County: Stockton is the one I've been dreading UGA starting for awhile now.

"Kirby's lies gonna keep us out of the playoff" Gump: The injury report is only the week of the next game too. Nothing stopping them from saying he’s still being evaluated for a week

"This could've been Ty. This could've been us." Gump: A spark, something Bama could have used a couple times this year.

"We shoulda let them naysaying Okies know" Gump: It’s annoying watching this game, because we would be there if the team didn’t decide that Oklahoma wasn’t worth showing up for.

More from comedian Gump: Texas should have known that Auburn can't beat Georgia.

Barbra Streisand Gump: I remember when Bama had some headhunters. I love smash mouth football!!!

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UGA 13 Texas 13

"Kirby was a terrible coach. I'm glad he left us." Gump: kirby still can't defend a slant

"Let's hope" Gump: Pressure may get to Stockton now. Let's see what happens here.

"Well, maybe he can coach a little" Gump: Texas totally fooled on the fake and Kirby finally got it right.

Thank you, Gump: I hate UGA. I don't like either team, but I will not pull for UGA.

Something we can agree on, Gump:
Is there any doubt watching this game which conference, top to bottom, plays the best, most physical football in the college game?

Aretha Gump: Yeah, CFP or no, these players care. I love watching this kind of passionate play. This is why I watch college football

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Like three more than you Milroe threw with UGA playing an extra game, Gump: Good grief, how many INT is that now for the Dawgs?


How 'bout not being stressed until next September, Gump?: Hindsight will be 20/20 tomorrow but anybody else enjoying not being stressed today? :D

OT

Naysaying Gump: Ewers is too slow in his decision making..............Twice as fast as Milroe though.

"Huge ad" Gump: I'd say a big advantage to Texas in OT because of the backup Georgia QB.

Texas 19 Georgia 16

A laughing riot considering his paws aren't big enough to grip the football, Gump: Would be hilarious if Uga threw a pick here

Targeting

Targeting

Not Targeting

Other angle. Looked clean.

How can it be clean? Helmet to helmet.

Has to be crown.



And

Georgia wins

Well, now I have to listen to barking.

And that means, Texas did not win it!!

The battle of the two obnoxious fanbases goes to Georgia.




What a wonderful Gump you are: rofl what a storybook ending for Beck. Limp arm and all


"Boomer Sooner would stomp these teams" Gump: Sec might be the best conference but I don’t think either of these teams are that scary

Tampa here we come, Gump: So, we beat the team that just won the SEC Championship. That's got to count for something.



ROTFLMAO Gump: UGA may not be able to beat them a third time. We may have to do it.

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