An Irishman went to confession.
"Father", he confessed, "it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month."
The priest told the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Marys."
Soon, another Irishman entered the confessional.
"Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've been
having sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest questioned, "Who is this Nookie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replied.
"Very well", sighed the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Marys."
At mass the next morning as the priest was preparing to deliver the
sermon a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redhead entered the
sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church were on her as she slowly
sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest.
Her dress was green and very short and she was wearing matching, shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as she sat with her legs spread
slightly apart ...just enough to reveal that she wasn't wearing any
underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is that Nookie Green?"
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears, but managed to calmly
reply, "No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes."
HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!!!
This post was edited on 3/17 11:23 PM by rogasingingdawg
"Father", he confessed, "it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month."
The priest told the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Marys."
Soon, another Irishman entered the confessional.
"Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've been
having sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest questioned, "Who is this Nookie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replied.
"Very well", sighed the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Marys."
At mass the next morning as the priest was preparing to deliver the
sermon a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redhead entered the
sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church were on her as she slowly
sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest.
Her dress was green and very short and she was wearing matching, shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as she sat with her legs spread
slightly apart ...just enough to reveal that she wasn't wearing any
underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is that Nookie Green?"
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears, but managed to calmly
reply, "No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes."
HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!!!
This post was edited on 3/17 11:23 PM by rogasingingdawg
