Sorry if I missed it but I can't believe we haven't discussed the Pole Assassin, her emotional support monkey that bites children and special teams coordinator Jeff Banks. This is almost too good to be true.
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Only in Texas could this be the second most dramatic relationship on the coaching staff.
Texas Coach Jeff Banks Marries Stripper 'Pole Assassin' Whose Monkey Once Bit A Kid On Halloween
Texas Longhorns special teams coordinator Jeff Banks and his girlfriend Dani Thomas, aka "Pole Asssassin," were married over the weekend. The two are off to Barcelona for their honeymoon.
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Only in Texas could this be the second most dramatic relationship on the coaching staff.
