HUMP day................
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a little old man humor in relation to your post...
Raisin bread
A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked
to wear very
short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man enters the store,
glances at the shop
assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the
counter.
Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin
bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some
raisin bread please," the
man says.
The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach
the
raisin bread located on the very top shelf.
The man standing
almost directly beneath her is provided
with an excellent view, just as he
thought.
When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had
better
get two loaves.
As the shop assistant retrieves the second
loaf of bread,
one of the other male customers notices what's going on
and requests his own loaf of raisin bread.
After many trips she is
tired and irritated and begins to
wonder, "Why the unusual interest in the
raisin
bread?" Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down
and
glares at the men standing below. Then, she notices an
elderly man standing
amongst the crowd.
Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she
yells
at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"
"No," he
stammers, "But it's
quiverin' a
little."
Raisin bread
A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked
to wear very
short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man enters the store,
glances at the shop
assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the
counter.
Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin
bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some
raisin bread please," the
man says.
The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach
the
raisin bread located on the very top shelf.
The man standing
almost directly beneath her is provided
with an excellent view, just as he
thought.
When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had
better
get two loaves.
As the shop assistant retrieves the second
loaf of bread,
one of the other male customers notices what's going on
and requests his own loaf of raisin bread.
After many trips she is
tired and irritated and begins to
wonder, "Why the unusual interest in the
raisin
bread?" Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down
and
glares at the men standing below. Then, she notices an
elderly man standing
amongst the crowd.
Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she
yells
at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"
"No," he
stammers, "But it's
quiverin' a
little."
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