I met a nice divorce woman in the sea

[OlecountryDawg]

while I watched my child and she watched her kids . The blushing bride was taking a nap .

She ( the divorce woman ) asked if I come here much and I said not as often as I like . She laughed .

We talked for a while before my child sees me talking to her and said daddy we gotta go wake up mom .

The whole way back I get a ear full about talking to a woman in a bikini and having her laugh and me laughing .

First thing my child does when she sees the blushing momma . Daddy was talking it up with some woman on the beach in a bikini. They were having a good old time .

Of course my blushing bride said your daddy is a good d looking man and of course women will talk to him . You can relax and about it .

Daughter goes take a shower , blushing bride ask so what did y’all talk about? I said how nice the weather was and how the waves are nice . She asked if I come here often . Bride ask well what was your reply ? I said not as often as I like . That was the first question she asked . Bride reply GEE TODD you flirt and you don’t even know it . I said I was answering a dam question. Bride what was her name ? I don’t recall senator.

Just for the record her name was Amanda

 

[blackpug6]

while I watched my child and she watched her kids . The blushing bride was taking a nap .

She ( the divorce woman ) asked if I come here much and I said not as often as I like . She laughed .

We talked for a while before my child sees me talking to her and said daddy we gotta go wake up mom .

The whole way back I get a ear full about talking to a woman in a bikini and having her laugh and me laughing .

First thing my child does when she sees the blushing momma . Daddy was talking it up with some woman on the beach in a bikini. They were having a good old time .

Of course my blushing bride said your daddy is a god looking man and of course women will talk to him . You can relax and about it .

Daughter goes take a shower , blushing bride ask so what did y’all talk about? I said how nice the weather was and how the waves are nice . She asked if I come here often . Bride ask well what was your reply ? I said not as often as I like . That was the first question she asked . Bride reply GEE TODD you flirt and you don’t even know it . I said I was answering a dam question. Bride what was her name ? I don’t recall senator.

Just for the record her name was Amanda

a god looking man is irresistible to babes.

 

[deadduckdawg]

while I watched my child and she watched her kids . The blushing bride was taking a nap .

She ( the divorce woman ) asked if I come here much and I said not as often as I like . She laughed .

We talked for a while before my child sees me talking to her and said daddy we gotta go wake up mom .

The whole way back I get a ear full about talking to a woman in a bikini and having her laugh and me laughing .

First thing my child does when she sees the blushing momma . Daddy was talking it up with some woman on the beach in a bikini. They were having a good old time .

Of course my blushing bride said your daddy is a god looking man and of course women will talk to him . You can relax and about it .

Daughter goes take a shower , blushing bride ask so what did y’all talk about? I said how nice the weather was and how the waves are nice . She asked if I come here often . Bride ask well what was your reply ? I said not as often as I like . That was the first question she asked . Bride reply GEE TODD you flirt and you don’t even know it . I said I was answering a dam question. Bride what was her name ? I don’t recall senator.

Just for the record her name was Amanda

She probably saw you in your new Crocs and got all moist.

 

[JackRussellDawg]

while I watched my child and she watched her kids . The blushing bride was taking a nap .

She ( the divorce woman ) asked if I come here much and I said not as often as I like . She laughed .

We talked for a while before my child sees me talking to her and said daddy we gotta go wake up mom .

The whole way back I get a ear full about talking to a woman in a bikini and having her laugh and me laughing .

First thing my child does when she sees the blushing momma . Daddy was talking it up with some woman on the beach in a bikini. They were having a good old time .

Of course my blushing bride said your daddy is a good d looking man and of course women will talk to him . You can relax and about it .

Daughter goes take a shower , blushing bride ask so what did y’all talk about? I said how nice the weather was and how the waves are nice . She asked if I come here often . Bride ask well what was your reply ? I said not as often as I like . That was the first question she asked . Bride reply GEE TODD you flirt and you don’t even know it . I said I was answering a dam question. Bride what was her name ? I don’t recall senator.

Just for the record her name was Amanda

Well played

 

[JudgeLarryDawg]

A fine masculine speciman in a Speedo and Crocs is a Chick Magnet of the first order.

 

[OlecountryDawg]

Update ; we ate close to our place and we are seated and I’m facing the entrance because I don’t like my back to it .

In walks Amanda and she smiles and waves at me . Lucky senator blushing bride did not see it nor the daughter . If my daughter saw it , it would have been over with .

One thing I forgot to add in the first post Amanda from South Georgia . Tifton is where she from .

 

[wayxpython]

Update ; we ate close to our place and we are seated and I’m facing the entrance because I don’t like my back to it .

In walks Amanda and she smiles and waves at me . Lucky senator blushing bride did not see it nor the daughter . If my daughter saw it , it would have been over with .

One thing I forgot to add in the first post Amanda from South Georgia . Tifton is where she from .

Sounds like Amanda ain't never been with a real man in awhile. I've never had a woman from the south Georgia city of Tifton........I think JohnnyBee got into some kind of trouble over there a couple of years ago, something about stopping at a pecan store enroute to World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, circa '15....and the police, but TyTy knew the owner.

 

[OlecountryDawg]

Sounds like Amanda ain't never been with a real man in awhile. I've never had a woman from the south Georgia city of Tifton........I think JohnnyBee got into some kind of trouble over there a couple of years ago, something about stopping at a pecan store enroute to World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, circa '15....and the police, but TyTy knew the owner.

I didn’t ever hear about that about Bee . What happen ?

 

[deadduckdawg]

I didn’t ever hear about that about Bee . What happen ?

Wore Crocs into pecan store. Got arrested for Public Homo.

 

[wayxpython]

Wore Crocs into pecan store. Got arrested for Public Homo.

Wearing Crocs in pubic is never a good look on a real man.

 

[OlecountryDawg]

Wearing Crocs in pubic is never a good look on a real man.

Well that not my problem. I have women come up and talk to me . I mean I don’t wanna sound like making shat up but I had a drunk woman Saturday rub on my butt down between my legs while wanting in line for a table .

Lucky my blushing bride didn’t see it . She did look over at me , when I looked like a space ship when that woman grab a certain item ,

Of course that was pre croc . I know y’all will think of full of it BUT it happen .

 

[JudgeLarryDawg]

Update ; we ate close to our place and we are seated and I’m facing the entrance because I don’t like my back to it .

In walks Amanda and she smiles and waves at me . Lucky senator blushing bride did not see it nor the daughter . If my daughter saw it , it would have been over with .

One thing I forgot to add in the first post Amanda from South Georgia . Tifton is where she from .

Sounds like Amanda ain't never been with a real man in awhile. I've never had a woman from the south Georgia city of Tifton........I think JohnnyBee got into some kind of trouble over there a couple of years ago, something about stopping at a pecan store enroute to World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, circa '15....and the police, but TyTy knew the owner.

JohnnyBee and friends were on the way to Ga-Fla game. It was Halloween and apparently some in the crowd had been drinking adult beverages. They stop at a store in Tifton and go in. Unfortunately, one of the imbibers was in Halloween costume, including mask, and the clerk in the store thought they were being robbed. Cops were called and the fun began.

 

[Dr. Curmudgeon]

while I watched my child and she watched her kids . The blushing bride was taking a nap .

She ( the divorce woman ) asked if I come here much and I said not as often as I like . She laughed .

We talked for a while before my child sees me talking to her and said daddy we gotta go wake up mom .

The whole way back I get a ear full about talking to a woman in a bikini and having her laugh and me laughing .

First thing my child does when she sees the blushing momma . Daddy was talking it up with some woman on the beach in a bikini. They were having a good old time .

Of course my blushing bride said your daddy is a good d looking man and of course women will talk to him . You can relax and about it .

Daughter goes take a shower , blushing bride ask so what did y’all talk about? I said how nice the weather was and how the waves are nice . She asked if I come here often . Bride ask well what was your reply ? I said not as often as I like . That was the first question she asked . Bride reply GEE TODD you flirt and you don’t even know it . I said I was answering a dam question. Bride what was her name ? I don’t recall senator.

Just for the record her name was Amanda

A Mermaid??

 

[teddy-bulldawg]

Jonny at a punk rock concert at a commie bar. I sent him and the professor dawghair a LINK to this topic view thread.
We need to get the band back together.

 

[OlecountryDawg]

Jonny at a punk rock concert at a commie bar. I sent him and the professor dawghair a LINK to this topic view thread.
We need to get the band back together.

How my buddy 4sure doing ? Tell him I said hello

 

[deadduckdawg]

Jonny at a punk rock concert at a commie bar. I sent him and the professor dawghair a LINK to this topic view thread.
We need to get the band back together.

They the best folks. I can’t find no good jazz without JBD, can’t find nothing wurfashit to eat without Professor.

 

[deadduckdawg]

Jonny at a punk rock concert at a commie bar. I sent him and the professor dawghair a LINK to this topic view thread.
We need to get the band back together.

Be aware this is a remastered edition of @blackpug6 He is fantastic and fun. Treats everybody with the respect he is accorded. If I may say so.

 

[teddy-bulldawg]

Be aware this is a remastered edition of @blackpug6 He is fantastic and fun. Treats everybody with the respect he is accorded. If I may say so.

Blackpug6 is great American.

 

[deadduckdawg]

Blackpug6 is great American.

Better than ever. He has not gnawed up anybody’s ankle in many weeks.

 

[JackRussellDawg]

Blackpug6 is great American.

Yes, and I heard Joe Biden say that for a black American, blackpug6 is handsome, clean-cut, and very articulate.

 

[deadduckdawg]

How my buddy 4sure doing ? Tell him I said hello

You should sneak back on over there and tell him yourself. CrocStudDawg

 

[teddy-bulldawg]

Yes, and I heard Joe Biden say that for a black American, blackpug6 is handsome, clean-cut, and very articulate.

OCD is great Black American BlueMoon Drinking mallcop. BP6 is scooter driving little white boy feller.

 

[JackRussellDawg]

OCD is great Black American BlueMoon Drinking mallcop. BP6 is scooter driving little white boy feller.

Teddy, it says it right there in his name. He’s blackpug6. He’s a pug who is black and is six years old. You said he is a great American so there, it all checks out and Pug is legit. Whew! I’m glad I cleared that up.

 

[OlecountryDawg]

You should sneak back on over there and tell him yourself. CrocStudDawg

That would be a negative. In fact I lost the book mark to that place and I haven’t missed reading it.

 

[deadduckdawg]

That would be a negative. In fact I lost the book mark to that place and I haven’t missed reading it.

A lot of folks miss you over there, as would a lot of folks here if you left.

 

[Dr. Curmudgeon]

Yes, and I heard Joe Biden say that for a black American, blackpug6 is handsome, clean-cut, and very articulate.

He better listen to Joe or he'll be back in chains.

 

[teddy-bulldawg]

A lot of folks miss you over there, as would a lot of folks here if you left.

Jonny says he's a national treasure like Yosemite.

 

[JudgeLarryDawg]

Waycross, OCD, Pug....all on Mt Chatmore.

 

[teddy-bulldawg]

I have a question that may have been covered while I was on sabbatical from chats.
When did OCD learn how to spell?

 

[deadduckdawg]

I have a question that may have been covered while I was on sabbatical from chats.
When did OCD learn how to spell?

It has been mentioned and speculated that the ability to spell came to him in an epiphany after bumping his head. He will be the Chat entry in the National Spelling Bee. OCD head-to-head against dozens of Indian and Chinese children, returning the trophy to a real American hero.

 

[Dr. Curmudgeon]

I have a question that may have been covered while I was on sabbatical from chats.
When did OCD learn how to spell?

He can spell words however he has no idea what they mean.

 

[JackRussellDawg]

He can spell words however he has no idea what they mean.

I think he upgraded from a jitterbug to a smarty phone with auto spellchecker. Now if it had an auto grammar checker, OCD’s posts would read like Shakespeare.

 

[OlecountryDawg]

I think he upgraded from a jitterbug to a smarty phone with auto spellchecker. Now if it had an auto grammar checker, OCD’s posts would read like Shakespeare.

That’s what happen and the new chat format that all the old timers are afraid of has a built in spellchecker. I also think it has a grammar check but it sometimes miss on my fine education grammar.

Having this makes me seem smart but still old making mistakes . We won’t get perfect wings until we get pass St. Pete gate .

 

[JudgeLarryDawg]

That’s what happen and the new chat format that all the old timers are afraid of has a built in spellchecker. I also think it has a grammar check but it sometimes miss on my fine education grammar.

Having this makes me seem smart but still old making mistakes . We won’t get perfect wings until we get pass St. Pete gate .

What we really want to know is, did you get Amanda's phone number?

 

[teddy-bulldawg]

What we really want to know is, did you get Amanda's phone number?

Flyfock Amanda.
I have not heard a good Heather story in years.

 

[deaf]

I am impress with OCD English skills. Probably better than smokin at this point. Maybe it's some sort AI.

 

[OlecountryDawg]

What we really want to know is, did you get Amanda's phone number?

I will leave the men of tif county to make her happy . Thing is , I can tell she is a woman that is full of drama and knows where the bodies are resting . If y’all get what I mean. .

She probably knows everyone safely told secret and she be Harper Valley PTO on someone who crosses her . Yes I heard the song before . I thought it was as funny as I want you love me like my dog .

 

[Eastmandawg]

while I watched my child and she watched her kids . The blushing bride was taking a nap .

She ( the divorce woman ) asked if I come here much and I said not as often as I like . She laughed .

We talked for a while before my child sees me talking to her and said daddy we gotta go wake up mom .

The whole way back I get a ear full about talking to a woman in a bikini and having her laugh and me laughing .

First thing my child does when she sees the blushing momma . Daddy was talking it up with some woman on the beach in a bikini. They were having a good old time .

Of course my blushing bride said your daddy is a good d looking man and of course women will talk to him . You can relax and about it .

Daughter goes take a shower , blushing bride ask so what did y’all talk about? I said how nice the weather was and how the waves are nice . She asked if I come here often . Bride ask well what was your reply ? I said not as often as I like . That was the first question she asked . Bride reply GEE TODD you flirt and you don’t even know it . I said I was answering a dam question. Bride what was her name ? I don’t recall senator.

Just for the record her name was Amanda

Hell, I can’t still believed you are around Tulsa....they just can’t kill you can they. Props!!

 

[OlecountryDawg]

Hell, I can’t still believed you are around Tulsa....they just can’t kill you can they. Props!!

Maybe you should just get in line and grab a spoon and slam it into your eye socket , and pop the spoon out with your eyeball.

 

[Eastmandawg]

Maybe you should just get in line and grab a spoon and slam it into your eye socket , and pop the spoon out with your eyeball.

You been around Doc??