I need some advice from the all-knowing Chats

[JackRussellDawg]

I almost never wear a mask, and even when I absolutely have to do so, I don’t wear one “correctly.” All I have is package of those temporary disposable masks, and they don’t fit. I got a big head, a big nose, and a full mustache / chin beard. I can’t breathe wearing one of those things.

However, I just bought some concert and show tickets, and I will have to wear a mask throughout the events. What kind of masks do y’all recommend for me?

Feel free to also make smart ass jokes. I do love a good laugh, even at my own expense. Ok I’ll hang up and listen now.

 

[MonolithicDawgX]

Just hold 1 or 2 of what you got while on line thru gesthapo security, then zero, zip, zilch if you are in a free state. God help you if in NM, Cali, NY, or many other fascist countries that do not belong in these United statrs.

 

[MonolithicDawgX]

One of the greatest crimes committed against the native peoples if this country is requiring them to shut down their businesses, casinos, etc... why do democrats hate native, sovereign people so much, using outdated laws to force them to comply? Shame. Shame. Shame.

 

[JackRussellDawg]

One of the greatest crimes committed against the native peoples if this country is requiring them to shut down their businesses, casinos, etc... why do democrats hate native, sovereign people so much, using outdated laws to force them to comply? Shame. Shame. Shame.

Mono, I just need some mask advice. Capeche?

 

[deadduckdawg]

I almost never wear a mask, and even when I absolutely have to do so, I don’t wear one “correctly.” All I have is package of those temporary disposable masks, and they don’t fit. I got a big head, a big nose, and a full mustache / chin beard. I can’t breathe wearing one of those things.

However, I just bought some concert and show tickets, and I will have to wear a mask throughout the events. What kind of masks do y’all recommend for me?

Feel free to also make smart ass jokes. I do love a good laugh, even at my own expense. Ok I’ll hang up and listen now.

I bought one with 3 layers, made to hold some sort of filter between two layers. I cut two layers out and poked holes in the remaining layer with a 16-penny nail. It is a head band type and I just use the top band. The ear loop types won’t reach my ears. The holes keep my chin cool, which is great because that’s where I wear it. Sometimes all the strings hanging off it tickle my neck. The gatekeeper at WalMart told me I had to wear it over my mouth and nose and I told her I was planning on having a cigarette while I shopped. She said you can’t smoke inside and I said then I’ll have a dip.

 

[Eastmandawg]

I almost never wear a mask, and even when I absolutely have to do so, I don’t wear one “correctly.” All I have is package of those temporary disposable masks, and they don’t fit. I got a big head, a big nose, and a full mustache / chin beard. I can’t breathe wearing one of those things.

However, I just bought some concert and show tickets, and I will have to wear a mask throughout the events. What kind of masks do y’all recommend for me?

Feel free to also make smart ass jokes. I do love a good laugh, even at my own expense. Ok I’ll hang up and listen now.

duct tape, punch holes where needed.

 

[khonelson]

Under armor makes a good mask that is comfortable and sort of stands off your face, so doesn’t bother your breathing as much. Not doing much, but will satisfy mask requirements. Also looks the best of all the masks imo. They are around 20.00$ a piece.

 

[MassachusettsDawg]

If you have to wear one for the entire show and have the misfortune of being loomed over by the Mask Nazis, then I would recommend getting a cheap N95 respirator (again, if the average mask is too uncomfortable).

Although I usually refer them to my clients for help with dust and silica exposure, I use McMaster-Carr as a general supplier for respirators, masks, etc. It might be worth your while to look there and see what may be of use to you.

McMaster-Carr

McMaster-Carr is the complete source for your plant with over 595,000 products. 98% of products ordered ship from stock and deliver same or next day.

www.mcmaster.com

 

[WyoDawg307]

This is from almost a year ago, but I like the style:

 

[poochpup]

I almost never wear a mask, and even when I absolutely have to do so, I don’t wear one “correctly.” All I have is package of those temporary disposable masks, and they don’t fit. I got a big head, a big nose, and a full mustache / chin beard. I can’t breathe wearing one of those things.

However, I just bought some concert and show tickets, and I will have to wear a mask throughout the events. What kind of masks do y’all recommend for me?

Feel free to also make smart ass jokes. I do love a good laugh, even at my own expense. Ok I’ll hang up and listen now.

Just get one of those fancy bad-ass bataclavas - and dare the pip-squeeks at Walmart to say a word. Oh, and you will look bad-ass a the concert too!

 

[3 Pete]

 

[LochDawg]

I almost never wear a mask, and even when I absolutely have to do so, I don’t wear one “correctly.” All I have is package of those temporary disposable masks, and they don’t fit. I got a big head, a big nose, and a full mustache / chin beard. I can’t breathe wearing one of those things.

However, I just bought some concert and show tickets, and I will have to wear a mask throughout the events. What kind of masks do y’all recommend for me?

Feel free to also make smart ass jokes. I do love a good laugh, even at my own expense. Ok I’ll hang up and listen now.

 

[LochDawg]

 

[ClydeDawg]

Ole lady got any dirty drawers you could wear?

 

[Captain_Dawg02]

There are so many masks that fit fine, easy to breath in (all masks are), and look good for big brained men. I have a few XL ones myself that fit well over my beard and are very comfortable to wear. Wore one all day outside at Disney this fall and didn't even remember I had it on after a few minutes.

 

[JackRussellDawg]

Thanks for all the free advice. I ordered one of the Under Armour sports masks and also ordered a couple of masks from sea threads, which was started by a local Florida Tech student. Those masks are made from recycled plastic recovered from the ocean.

I am now so damn woke that I need a nap.

 

[blackpug6]

Thanks for all the free advice. I ordered one of the Under Armour sports masks and also ordered a couple of masks from sea threads, which was started by a local Florida Tech student. Those masks are made from recycled plastic recovered from the ocean.

I am now so damn woke that I need a nap.

it's simple,
at my place of work supposedly
we mask until we can do the "distance thing".

for instance, I keep a paper towel with me.
I am not sneezing into a mask;

it's All rather ridiculous.

sorry, I did not answer your question...
just wear a mask,
I wear mine wrong b/c it irritates my chin.
plenty of room for "side breath".

got a couple guys at work...
face hair busting under the mask.
Never been questioned...
you will be fine!

 

[deadduckdawg]

it's simple,
at my place of work supposedly
we mask until we can do the "distance thing".

for instance, I keep a paper towel with me.
I am not sneezing into a mask;

it's All rather ridiculous.

sorry, I did not answer your question...
just wear a mask,
I wear mine wrong b/c it irritates my chin.
plenty of room for "side breath".

got a couple guys at work...
face hair busting under the mask.
Never been questioned...
you will be fine!

I read that a guy with a beard wearing a mask looks like a 1970s women’s underwear ad.

 

[blackpug6]

I read that a guy with a beard wearing a mask looks like a 1970s women’s underwear ad.

Jack asked,
there were no proper answers.
go through the motions.
when the lights go down,
are ushers paid enough to police masks?

 

[blackpug6]

One of the greatest crimes committed against the native peoples if this country is requiring them to shut down their businesses, casinos, etc... why do democrats hate native, sovereign people so much, using outdated laws to force them to comply? Shame. Shame. Shame.

bad form.

 

[MRDAWG]

I almost never wear a mask, and even when I absolutely have to do so, I don’t wear one “correctly.” All I have is package of those temporary disposable masks, and they don’t fit. I got a big head, a big nose, and a full mustache / chin beard. I can’t breathe wearing one of those things.

However, I just bought some concert and show tickets, and I will have to wear a mask throughout the events. What kind of masks do y’all recommend for me?

Feel free to also make smart ass jokes. I do love a good laugh, even at my own expense. Ok I’ll hang up and listen now.

I have a mustache, full beard and wear glasses. I always wear a mask when I leave home for a store, Post Office, church etc.
Private businesses (even churches) have the right to require masks, non-smoking and other restrictions on our freedom. Bottom line if you don't like their policies just go where you like their policies.

 

[JackRussellDawg]

@blackpug6 and @deadduckdawg, I have scheduled an eclectic lineup of events:

Next weekend, a comedy murder mystery involving a dominatrix and time travel at the Surfside Playhouse in Cocoa Beach.

Later in March, the Little River Band in Melbourne.

In May at the historic bandshell on the beach in Daytona, it’s St. Paul and the Broken Bones.

Then at the end of July, we’re going to see Boz Scaggs at The Fox.

Live like they’re ain’t no panicdemic!