I swear. Dealing w/my kids in airport. They're just a notch above retards.

[Mackinac]

And wife not much better. Bout gets in fight with bag screener. Anyway, had planned to quit drinking today, but just got a beer.

 

[jcddawg]

You need to train wife better!
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[RoyDawgMercer]

"People check their brains with their bags!" Old but true airline joke. ***

Yuu

This post was edited on 3/14 2:47 PM by RoyDawgMercer

 

[ZosoDawg]

And wife not much better. Bout gets in fight with bag screener. Anyway, had planned to quit drinking today, but just got a beer.

And that is why you hand them a 20 and throw them on a Greyhound bus

 

[UGA-FAN 49]

next time, leave them at home.

 

[ZosoDawg]

next time, leave them at home.

perzactly

 

[workinDawg]

Unfair comparison. Retards are generally happy people. Traveling kids are insufferable little shats. Throw in the standard stressed wife and you see the full measure of what we lost when Eve bit that Apple.