If this story isn't Chat worthy I don't know what is...
- Thread starter Anthony Dasher
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How do they know her sex toy was powered by domestic batteries? More than likely the batteries were made in China. It could have then be classified as an international terrorist act. At least we know her sex toy was Everready to please her. It probably Energized her. If he had beaten her in another state, he could have been charged with Interstate battery.
Dang, the dept of Homeland Security would have gotten involved and he would have spent the rest of his life in a Dura-cell.
You can't call AAA from a Dura-Cell after you've made D's in high school. Heard his brother was an AA in college, but he drank and ended up meeting with the local AA.
His life started to change. He felt recharged and bought a Chevy Volt. He felt grounded and stable.
Alas, it only offered him a small spark as he visited a Doctor that told him he was very sick and it was terminal. He asked the Doctor if he was positive. The Doctor said the first tests came back negative, but he was positive he had a cell problem. He said he could charge the cost of the diagnostic test.
He yearned for his x-wife. But it broke his heart to be replaced by technology. He couldn't help himself. He didn't have the power to resist hitting her. He short circuited.
A hot wire that made a big mistake.
Happens every day on the streets of America.........
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