I'm Looking to Hire Some Pretty Tough Dudes to Bust Up a Road House

[Troubadawg]

I'm not picky. I'll take all types.

• Big fat guys in suspenders.
• Cool guys with cool hair in cool jackets wearing cool as heck aviators.
• Twin buff brothers with headbands.
• A sort of skinny guy who carries around a chain.
• The guy who never wears a shirt.
• A guy with a big black mullet who might be Mexican.

 

[StoneColdKillerDawg]

what qualities make tough dudes "pretty" IYO?

 

[dieharddawg62]

You want the quiet lanky guy.

 

[HeulenHund2]

Throw in a hot ER Doctor, a lake house and all the coffee I can drink.. You got a deal.

 

[Tulsa A. Dawg]

Fine with me. Not like I have a lot going on. Going to grab my suspenders

 

[HeulenHund2]

Fine with me. Not like I have a lot going on. Going to grab my suspenders

''Suspenders'', is that what Kung Fu guys use to fly around in them movies ?

 

[gawga_dawg]

You need Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliot, but Swayze may be difficult to get.

 

[whitepug6]

You need Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliot, but Swayze may be difficult to get.

Muschamp would do it all by himself.

 

[WillieG]

I can bring the giant stuffed bear you can drop on the fat guy.

 

[OlecountryDawg]

I can use a taz I stole .