I’m worrying about our kicking game. Kirby says he tries to put as much pressure on his kickers as he can during practice but I have been thinking we might need to try a new approach. Here are a few thoughts.
- Have the team stand around him and shout profane things about his family while he kicks.
- Make him wear a little sailor suit to classes if he misses more than three of ten from over 40 yards.
- Take his and NIL money (or give him some) divide by 10, write it on cue cards, and then drop one into a burning trashcan after every miss to determine final payout.
- Have Barbara Dooley drive him to one away game for every miss.
