Brother Dawg44, your animosity toward our coach has become a debilitating addiction. Your friends worry that you will be unable to enjoy any of the many positive social aspects of UGA basketball life because of your obsessive need to belittle Mark Fox in every thread.
Good news though! There is an easy and effective way to defeat your crippling addiction. You need to seek Medically Assisted Treatment and consider a prescription to the new wonder drug - Foxitrol.
One monthly injection of Foxitrol and you will lose all desire to jones and binge on narcotic anti-Fox rhetoric. It works by attaching to those portions of your brain that release endorphins and dopamine in order to block the pleasurable feelings associated with speaking ill of Mark Fox.
Foxitrol prevents you from experiencing the euphoric "high" which is so dangerously intoxicating when you point out our head coach's many failings. The drug allows you to detox from your dangerous addiction without experiencing normal withdrawal symptoms such as chronic headaches, muscle cramps and erectile disfunction.
Be aware that engaging in anti-Fox behavior such as posting unrelated critical comments to random threads on this Message Board while on the medication will make you feel sick and nauseous. (But such side effects are not nearly as severe as the nausea, suicidal thoughts and negative reactions experienced when one is not on the medication and is watching our Bulldog basketball team lose at home to an underdog Mid-Major team in NIT play.)
Foxitrol is expensive and may not be covered by Medicare or private insurance. Dash and the administrators on this Board however have joined with the UGA Athletic Department to raise funds to help cover the cost of this wonderful medical prescription. They recognize that this Anti-Fox Addiction now afflicts many and is reaching epidemic proportion. They see that treatment benefits no only the sadly afflicted sufferers, but also brings blessed relief to their family and friends as well.
Bulldawg Doctors are standing by, ready to make appointments for clients to benefit from these Foxitrol injections. Your mental health depends on it. There's plenty of time for the medication to take effect before the Steg season starts so that you can return to your healthy life work of belittling the Yellow Jackets.
Good news though! There is an easy and effective way to defeat your crippling addiction. You need to seek Medically Assisted Treatment and consider a prescription to the new wonder drug - Foxitrol.
One monthly injection of Foxitrol and you will lose all desire to jones and binge on narcotic anti-Fox rhetoric. It works by attaching to those portions of your brain that release endorphins and dopamine in order to block the pleasurable feelings associated with speaking ill of Mark Fox.
Foxitrol prevents you from experiencing the euphoric "high" which is so dangerously intoxicating when you point out our head coach's many failings. The drug allows you to detox from your dangerous addiction without experiencing normal withdrawal symptoms such as chronic headaches, muscle cramps and erectile disfunction.
Be aware that engaging in anti-Fox behavior such as posting unrelated critical comments to random threads on this Message Board while on the medication will make you feel sick and nauseous. (But such side effects are not nearly as severe as the nausea, suicidal thoughts and negative reactions experienced when one is not on the medication and is watching our Bulldog basketball team lose at home to an underdog Mid-Major team in NIT play.)
Foxitrol is expensive and may not be covered by Medicare or private insurance. Dash and the administrators on this Board however have joined with the UGA Athletic Department to raise funds to help cover the cost of this wonderful medical prescription. They recognize that this Anti-Fox Addiction now afflicts many and is reaching epidemic proportion. They see that treatment benefits no only the sadly afflicted sufferers, but also brings blessed relief to their family and friends as well.
Bulldawg Doctors are standing by, ready to make appointments for clients to benefit from these Foxitrol injections. Your mental health depends on it. There's plenty of time for the medication to take effect before the Steg season starts so that you can return to your healthy life work of belittling the Yellow Jackets.
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