Just woke lil DTD up, first thing outta his mouth was......

[dirtytoeddawg]

Dad, if I could run at the speed of light would I have a shadow?


Really? It's 7:20 in the morning and you're in the third grade.

Kid asks questions like that constantly.

 

[lakejacksondawg]

LOL...my 8 yr old makes me have those "Bad Santa" moments where

Billy Bob looks at the fat kid and says, "Are you f*cking with me?!?"

 

[dirtytoeddawg]

Good thing is you can look up stuff like that in mere seconds........

but then when he was 4 he asked me

If God made everything, who made God?

I referred him to his preacher.

 

[Deathdawg]

Good question. Mine once asked if God has nipples. Kids......*

 

[JohnnyBeeDawg]

Like a cat?**

*

 

[30Adawg]

it's now 8:01 and I've been out of the 3rd grade for, 50 years

Or so. Answer the question.....I gotta know. Shadow or no shadow

 

[lakejacksondawg]

cat milking?*

gata

 

[Deathdawg]

Not sure. I'm still thinking about it.*

g

 

[Fetchin Bones]

LOL, that's awesome ***


fb

 

[UgaTom]

Short answer: yes. nm

*

 

[Sheriff Bart Dawg]

You have to turn things like that around on them..........

No son, Charo doesn't dance any more.

 

[DawgFacedGremlin]

No, but he'd be older than you after running 186,000 miles.....

dwell on that a while.