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kids these days

DawgHammarskjold

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Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the **** would I need to know that?”
She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume
She keeps hanging this shit up around the house

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Last night she was telling me about a car
accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar oflive” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “youdon’t know what the jar of life is?”

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough
We’re at her dads house it looks like this
 
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