Loran, whachu got?
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Well Larry we are here with bulldog offensive lineman horrace ham bone porkman. As you know he is from south unadilla round pickman. He has told us the thing he misses most is his moms pickled beef jelly. Back to you Larry.
Well Larry, I'm here with Maurice Mudcat Elmore and he sure likes watermelon. Back to you Larry...
Some of the best real ones:
Larry: Loranwhaddyagot?
Loran: Well Larry, Leonard Pope caught that last touchdown, and he's from Americus, Georgia which was named after the explorer Amerigo Vespucci. It looks like Leonard did a little exploring of his own in the endzone.
Larry: [pause] Coutu lines up for the kickoff.
[After Juan Daniels was knocked unconscious and came to on the sidelines]
Larry: Loranwhaddyagot?
Loran: Larry, I'm with Juan Daniels on the sideline. Juan, what happened out there?
Juan: Loran, I don't even know.
Loran: Back to you, Larry.
Larry: [pause] Thank you, Loran. I think.
[1996 just before the game with Mississippi State]
Loran: Coach, uh, looks like rain is in the forecast. Just how much will the rain affect your game plan tonight?
Donnan: Well, we'll probably put on some rain gear.
Larry: Loranwhaddyagot?
Loran: Well Larry, Leonard Pope caught that last touchdown, and he's from Americus, Georgia which was named after the explorer Amerigo Vespucci. It looks like Leonard did a little exploring of his own in the endzone.
Larry: [pause] Coutu lines up for the kickoff.
[After Juan Daniels was knocked unconscious and came to on the sidelines]
Larry: Loranwhaddyagot?
Loran: Larry, I'm with Juan Daniels on the sideline. Juan, what happened out there?
Juan: Loran, I don't even know.
Loran: Back to you, Larry.
Larry: [pause] Thank you, Loran. I think.
[1996 just before the game with Mississippi State]
Loran: Coach, uh, looks like rain is in the forecast. Just how much will the rain affect your game plan tonight?
Donnan: Well, we'll probably put on some rain gear.
Loran is a strange one. He is one of the best sportswriters I have ever read, and by far the worst broadcaster I have ever heard.
Larry, here with Lindsay Scott and he says, that he really was, glad to win. Back to you Lair.
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