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Mizzou cult

PappyDawg2727

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Dec 17, 2017
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Columbia, Misery
Brought the grandkids (pre-school) to Bass Pro here in Columbia this early morn. Candy leavin's at several locations throughout the store. Cute little monsters and ghoulies here and there. I had a ghost and a baby dragon in tow. Wife had knee surgery two weeks ago, so it was me and daughter-in-law with the duty. I wait here for them to finish candy grubbing.

There was another couple with what looked like grandkids here for the free goodies. Little boy about 4yo wearing his Luther Burden jersey with his shoulder pads. Itty bitty sister wearing her little golden cheerleader suit. Bless their hearts. Too little to protest the obscenities they are made to wear.

Dawgs MUST eliminate this cult following before it grows too much further! Leave that nasty ash taste in their collective mouths after Saturday evening. Eli Drinky is never at a loss for words, but I dearly hope he struggles for profound adjectives for the thorough beatdown his darling little tigers will experience in Athens town this weekend.

No prisoners. Knock the smug little smiles off the faces of anyone wearing black and/or gold, Dawgs. Send them streaming for the exits at halftime! Just another wannabe pretender going down to the mean machine in red and black! Back to the pile of refuse also-rans where you belong, Miz-who!
 
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