Mail bonding
Most interesting reader e-mails, radio rabble, tangy tweets and message-board mockery on my column about Kelly not being an ideal fit with the Gators:
• “As a UCF fan, I think Chip Kelly is the perfect coach for the Gators. Then again, I think anybody but Scott Frost is the perfect coach for the Gators!!!”
• “If Chip Kelly can make Florida’s offense even remotely entertaining, he is the right fit!”
• “Why would you hire a guy who’s been fired from his last two jobs and was chased out of Oregon by NCAA investigators.”
Notable quotables
In honor of National Fast Food Day earlier this week, three of my favorite quotes about fast food:
• “Whoever snuck the ‘s’ in fast food is a marketing genius.” — Anonymous
• “When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.’ ” — Yogi Berra
• “My idea of fast food is a mallard.” — Ted Nugent
Email me at mbianchi@orlandosentinel.com.
Most interesting reader e-mails, radio rabble, tangy tweets and message-board mockery on my column about Kelly not being an ideal fit with the Gators:
• “As a UCF fan, I think Chip Kelly is the perfect coach for the Gators. Then again, I think anybody but Scott Frost is the perfect coach for the Gators!!!”
• “If Chip Kelly can make Florida’s offense even remotely entertaining, he is the right fit!”
• “Why would you hire a guy who’s been fired from his last two jobs and was chased out of Oregon by NCAA investigators.”
Notable quotables
In honor of National Fast Food Day earlier this week, three of my favorite quotes about fast food:
• “Whoever snuck the ‘s’ in fast food is a marketing genius.” — Anonymous
• “When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.’ ” — Yogi Berra
• “My idea of fast food is a mallard.” — Ted Nugent
Email me at mbianchi@orlandosentinel.com.
