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and 10 being your mother-in-law naked, crawling up your leg with a 10 inch skinning knife clenched in her teeth, how creepy would you say this picture is? For those of you playing at home, this is just a picture of Marina Abramovic and Jacob Rothschild standing in front of a painting named Satan Summoning his Legions .
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and 10 being your mother-in-law naked, crawling up your leg with a 10 inch skinning knife clenched in her teeth, how creepy would you say this picture is? For those of you playing at home, this is just a picture of Marina Abramovic and Jacob Rothschild standing in front of a painting named Satan Summoning his Legions .
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deep mental issues since an early age...couldn’t overcome bizarre upbringing, latched on to the dark side
 
and 10 being your mother-in-law naked, crawling up your leg with a 10 inch skinning knife clenched in her teeth, how creepy would you say this picture is? For those of you playing at home, this is just a picture of Marina Abramovic and Jacob Rothschild standing in front of a painting named Satan Summoning his Legions .
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disturbing on many levels...
not least of which Satan appears to be "very excited" summoning his minions.
 
and 10 being your mother-in-law naked, crawling up your leg with a 10 inch skinning knife clenched in her teeth, how creepy would you say this picture is? For those of you playing at home, this is just a picture of Marina Abramovic and Jacob Rothschild standing in front of a painting named Satan Summoning his Legions .
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Wait a minit.....Marina is a simple artist, as expressed by Mr. Gates in his (if I understand correctly, retracted) ad issued on Good Friday.

Aren't the Rothschild's a European family of philanthropists?
 

did I tell you of the chrysalis found.
watching it.
pulled out my butterfly books.
yes, I am a nature nerd...
pretty sure it's a moth...

storm blew it onto my regular path.
hung it back up...now waiting.

edit x3...
Coltrane, nobody watches 10 minutes of cool anymore.
call me names...
go ahead.
see if you can come up with some good ones this time.
 
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and 10 being your mother-in-law naked, crawling up your leg with a 10 inch skinning knife clenched in her teeth, how creepy would you say this picture is? For those of you playing at home, this is just a picture of Marina Abramovic and Jacob Rothschild standing in front of a painting named Satan Summoning his Legions .
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Don’t see how any creepier could come into play than that photo and the story behind it.
 
and 10 being your mother-in-law naked, crawling up your leg with a 10 inch skinning knife clenched in her teeth, how creepy would you say this picture is? For those of you playing at home, this is just a picture of Marina Abramovic and Jacob Rothschild standing in front of a painting named Satan Summoning his Legions .
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What concerns me the most is the sexist and racial overtones of the picture.

I mean, typical male supremacy to assume Satan is a white guy. Typical gender and racial assignment based on draconian norms.

I am sure Satan herself is pondering non support for the Dem party over this. One of the largest Dem party financial supporters, you know.
 
did I tell you of the chrysalis found.
watching it.
pulled out my butterfly books.
yes, I am a nature nerd...
pretty sure it's a moth...

storm blew it onto my regular path.
hung it back up...now waiting.

edit x3...
Coltrane, nobody watches 10 minutes of cool anymore.
call me names...
go ahead.
see if you can come up with some good ones this time.
This time? As opposed to what other time? No names here. Unless I decide to call you paranoid if you keep thinking I'm going to victimize you in some way.
You mentioned Coltrane. So you like jazz? I like some jazz but I don't geek out on it. I listen to Jazz and I hear a lot of talent and incredible aptitude for music theory. But I don't hear nearly as much emotion in it as I do in other forms of music I enjoy. Then there's the fallacy that very intelligent people like jazz because it somehow is only understood by very intelligent people or some such nonsense. That's something that people tell themselves to make themselves feel very intelligent I guess.
Having said all that I'll make a comment on some first year Jazz stuff: the timeless Kind of Blue album. Specifically the first cut, So What. Miles Davis comes in with with his solo exploring the D Dorian modal very tentatively. When your boy John Coltrane comes in he dashes lighter fluid into the pile and blazes the other musicians with speedy, scalar runs. Thus a signature dichotomy is established that we hear more and more throughout the record: Miles Davis's thoughtful and focused style vs John Coltrane's "the Eddie Van Halen of tenor sax" style.
Got any names to call me?
 
This time? As opposed to what other time? No names here. Unless I decide to call you paranoid if you keep thinking I'm going to victimize you in some way.
You mentioned Coltrane. So you like jazz? I like some jazz but I don't geek out on it. I listen to Jazz and I hear a lot of talent and incredible aptitude for music theory. But I don't hear nearly as much emotion in it as I do in other forms of music I enjoy. Then there's the fallacy that very intelligent people like jazz because it somehow is only understood by very intelligent people or some such nonsense. That's something that people tell themselves to make themselves feel very intelligent I guess.
Having said all that I'll make a comment on some first year Jazz stuff: the timeless Kind of Blue album. Specifically the first cut, So What. Miles Davis comes in with with his solo exploring the D Dorian modal very tentatively. When your boy John Coltrane comes in he dashes lighter fluid into the pile and blazes the other musicians with speedy, scalar runs. Thus a signature dichotomy is established that we hear more and more throughout the record: Miles Davis's thoughtful and focused style vs John Coltrane's "the Eddie Van Halen of tenor sax" style.
Got any names to call me?

you are wound too tight my dear friend.
I mean no harm.
I understand.
sorry to push your peddle...
I'm not having fun either...
if it makes you feel better ranting at a fake persona on a mundane message board,
have at it , dawg...
i'll talk to you until I grow tired.
 
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you are wound too tight my dear friend.
I mean no harm.
I understand.
sorry to push your peddle...
I'm not having fun either...
if it makes you feel better ranting at a fake persona on a mundane message board,
have at it , dawg...
i'll talk to you until I grow tired.
I can see us sharing a fishing trip. Or maybe building a barn together. You would struggle to bait your hook or hammer a nail in place. But I would teach you in a very fatherly manner.
You would make me beam with pride.
Later on in life as you look on my deceased body and its casket... oh, you would remember the barn. The nostalgia and bittersweet memories would hit you like a freshly reopened wound. You would shed a single tear. Then you would write a biography on my life and how I impacted so many people such as you. You would name it after some nickname that you gave me such as Gibby or the Crow. The book would be called "Gibby's Letters." Or maybe "The Crow Flies Again." (I thought The Crow was a badass movie when I was a teenager).
 
why so meloncholy, Gibby?
it's gonna be ok.
hell, I'm the worst at lonely.
cheer up my friend,
cheer up.
 
This time? As opposed to what other time? No names here. Unless I decide to call you paranoid if you keep thinking I'm going to victimize you in some way.
You mentioned Coltrane. So you like jazz? I like some jazz but I don't geek out on it. I listen to Jazz and I hear a lot of talent and incredible aptitude for music theory. But I don't hear nearly as much emotion in it as I do in other forms of music I enjoy. Then there's the fallacy that very intelligent people like jazz because it somehow is only understood by very intelligent people or some such nonsense. That's something that people tell themselves to make themselves feel very intelligent I guess.
Having said all that I'll make a comment on some first year Jazz stuff: the timeless Kind of Blue album. Specifically the first cut, So What. Miles Davis comes in with with his solo exploring the D Dorian modal very tentatively. When your boy John Coltrane comes in he dashes lighter fluid into the pile and blazes the other musicians with speedy, scalar runs. Thus a signature dichotomy is established that we hear more and more throughout the record: Miles Davis's thoughtful and focused style vs John Coltrane's "the Eddie Van Halen of tenor sax" style.
Got any names to call me?


Bosch
 
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You da Ti Malis / the fox Reynard, ain’t nobody goan catch you Pug.

that's high praise,
but hubris, hubris brings a fox to sorts.
fox best chance is to Not be tree'd.
 
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You da Ti Malis / the fox Reynard, ain’t nobody goan catch you Pug.

just found a book of poetry.
for real.
Keats complete poems.
chick named Mary Haynes signed it and underlined passages.
for instance,
"it is notable not only for felicity and variety,
but for a constant effect of strangeness...
through the use of old worthless English words."
she's probably dead now, but it's still pretty cool.
 
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