Play ball...
- Thread starter DawgHammarskjold
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Women I have seen standing topless on beaches don't look anything like that. Sigh.
YEARS ago, I went to Cancun with my at the time fiancé. Cancun is not necessarily a topless beach but no-one cares. So, out we both trod onto the beach, sand between the toes, setting up our chairs. Right in front of us walks this rather well-endowed young woman displaying her bodacious tatas with red, white and blue pride. Do I look? Of course! Although I am acting nonchalant in front of my fiancé who herself is blessed. BUT, in her Georgia drawl, blurts out for all to hear in what seems to be a mile radius, "LOOKA THER! THAT GIRL GOT NO TOP ON. LOOK AT THOSE BOOBS!" Well, yes ... I hid my head in shame and tried to shut her up, doing my part to preserve the reputation and dignity of us cultured southerners. But to no avail. TRUE STORY. 
