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Pro tip for those using Clemson game as your first football game and your first beer and/or Crystal meth

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Don’t wear red. Do us a favor. And don’t be white trash.

2021 saw me and my six year old sitting in front of these idiots at the dukes mayo. On her dads uga employee tickets. At one point I counted 26 F-bombs during a tv timeout. In the first quarter. She intentionally emptied half of a beer on my six year olds head when I asked her if she could tone it down while gesturing at my daughter Four hours of misery. “Oh f* we suck”. Remember that old clip of the woman at neyland that screamed for an entire season? Whelp, this is our version. Except fat and hammered. Had clearly never been buzzed or at a game before. It’s like she was auditioning to be an 1980’s Philadelphia eagles fan.

Now I can take care of myself but this guy was tweaking hard. It’s been three years, but these idiots are still on the clock. Tell your kids. Don’t be that guy.
 
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