NonDawg Stay away from Gummies

[Argondawg]

Played golf Friday with a buddy from HS. He asked on our way out if I wanted a gummy bear. I thought what the hell and popped one in my mouth. I shot a 49 on the front nine and then all I wanted to do was ride in the cart on the back 9. The last nine was me yelling fore about every other shot. He ran over my foot with the cart. Somehow I jammed the hell out of my thumb.

After we were done I had to sit in the clubhouse icing my thumb and scrolling on my phone for two hours before I was cool to drive home. I got home and my wife had just finished cooking so I had to limp to the table and eat left handed while trying to make small talk with my two teenage daughters. I felt like I was 15 again wondering if anybody was on to me. That Sh%# was awkward.


I am to old for this crap. Back to beer I go.

 

[mitchelldawg]

LMAO......damn, if that ain't funny as hell!

 

[DerkDawg1027]

POTD

 

[donalsonville_dawg]

Played golf Friday with a buddy from HS. He asked on our way out if I wanted a gummy bear. I thought what the hell and popped one in my mouth. I shot a 49 on the front nine and then all I wanted to do was ride in the cart on the back 9. The last nine was me yelling fore about every other shot. He ran over my foot with the cart. Somehow I jammed the hell out of my thumb.

After we were done I had to sit in the clubhouse icing my thumb and scrolling on my phone for two hours before I was cool to drive home. I got home and my wife had just finished cooking so I had to limp to the table and eat left handed while trying to make small talk with my two teenage daughters. I felt like I was 15 again wondering if anybody was on to me. That Sh%# was awkward.


I am to old for this crap. Back to beer I go.

Last time I took a gummy I was high for 24 hours. Edibles are not my favorite manner of consumption

 

[JaxDawg07]

I wish the edibles did that to me, the only thing that works is the wax and my nectar collector

 

[mitchelldawg]

Will it ever be legal for recreational use in Ga?

 

[Argondawg]

Last time I took a gummy I was high for 24 hours. Edibles are not my favorite manner of consumption

My heyday was late 80s early 90s. That was nothing like what I experienced Friday. I wasn’t right til yesterday.

 

[LowerEastSideDawg]

Last time I took a gummy I was high for 24 hours. Edibles are not my favorite manner of consumption

Agreed. I prefer snorting gummies. It's even better than freebasing them.

 

[donalsonville_dawg]

Will it ever be legal for recreational use in Ga?

It will be one day but I suspect that’s 5-10 years away still.

 

[JaxDawg07]

My heyday was late 80s early 90s. That was nothing like what I experienced Friday. I wasn’t right til yesterday.

Stuff is a little more potent these days, thank you science and technology

 

[jrc18dawg]

Played golf Friday with a buddy from HS. He asked on our way out if I wanted a gummy bear. I thought what the hell and popped one in my mouth. I shot a 49 on the front nine and then all I wanted to do was ride in the cart on the back 9. The last nine was me yelling fore about every other shot. He ran over my foot with the cart. Somehow I jammed the hell out of my thumb.

After we were done I had to sit in the clubhouse icing my thumb and scrolling on my phone for two hours before I was cool to drive home. I got home and my wife had just finished cooking so I had to limp to the table and eat left handed while trying to make small talk with my two teenage daughters. I felt like I was 15 again wondering if anybody was on to me. That Sh%# was awkward.


I am to old for this crap. Back to beer I go.

Half a gummie and things are perfect.

 

[JaxDawg07]

It will be one day but I suspect that’s 5-10 years away still.

Do you really think that quick?? I can see it here in FL, but don’t see it in GA that quick for recreational.

 

[Tursiops]

not the same kind but the review of these are HIGHlarious

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/product-reviews/B006J1FBLM

 

[donalsonville_dawg]

Do you really think that quick?? I can see it here in FL, but don’t see it in GA that quick for recreational.

Man 3 months ago I would have told you that you were bananas if you thought delivery booze is possible, so I certainly don’t think it’s out of the question

 

[DawgCollar]

 

[JaxDawg07]

Man 3 months ago I would have told you that you were bananas if you thought delivery booze is possible, so I certainly don’t think it’s out of the question

Good point

 

[Argondawg]

This. 4 hours after I was done with golf I was chilling with the big screen watching nature specials while listening to dark side of the moon. It’s like 25 years never went by.

 

[JaxDawg07]

This. 4 hours after I was done with golf I was chilling with the big screen watching nature specials while listening to dark side of the moon. It’s like 25 years never went by.

Sounds like you did pcp and not edibles

 

[478dawg]

Last time I took a gummy I was high for 24 hours. Edibles are not my favorite manner of consumption

Lmaaoooo at some point damn can this wear off

 

[donalsonville_dawg]

Lmaaoooo at some point damn can this wear off

That’s exactly how it feels

 

[benthahun]

This. 4 hours after I was done with golf I was chilling with the big screen watching nature specials while listening to dark side of the moon. It’s like 25 years never went by.

Hahahaha. I used to watch planet earth for hours on end high.

 

[Argondawg]

Sounds like you did pcp and not edibles. Weed doesn’t make you hallucinate, damn sure wish it did though

i wasn’t hallucinating. I was watching nature specials and listening to Floyd

 

[ChattNoogDawg]

Played golf Friday with a buddy from HS. He asked on our way out if I wanted a gummy bear. I thought what the hell and popped one in my mouth. I shot a 49 on the front nine and then all I wanted to do was ride in the cart on the back 9. The last nine was me yelling fore about every other shot. He ran over my foot with the cart. Somehow I jammed the hell out of my thumb.

After we were done I had to sit in the clubhouse icing my thumb and scrolling on my phone for two hours before I was cool to drive home. I got home and my wife had just finished cooking so I had to limp to the table and eat left handed while trying to make small talk with my two teenage daughters. I felt like I was 15 again wondering if anybody was on to me. That Sh%# was awkward.


I am to old for this crap. Back to beer I go.

Best rule of thumb to anyone who isn’t used to partaking, always always always start with half the gummy... then see how you feel 45min-1hr later. You can always take more.

 

[Accenture]

Yes when people try I always say do 1/3rd. Got to be careful some gummies have way too much. I think 2g first dose it’s perfect with 10g being max

 

[JaxDawg07]

i wasn’t hallucinating. I was watching nature specials and listening to Floyd

My bad, was supposed to be for the post showing the person trippin off the edibles. Wish they made you do that

 

[Single Barrel Dawg]

I’m an old soul. Let’s fire up a splif.

Spoiler

I don’t smoke drugs anymore

 

[706Dawg86]

Played golf Friday with a buddy from HS. He asked on our way out if I wanted a gummy bear. I thought what the hell and popped one in my mouth. I shot a 49 on the front nine and then all I wanted to do was ride in the cart on the back 9. The last nine was me yelling fore about every other shot. He ran over my foot with the cart. Somehow I jammed the hell out of my thumb.

After we were done I had to sit in the clubhouse icing my thumb and scrolling on my phone for two hours before I was cool to drive home. I got home and my wife had just finished cooking so I had to limp to the table and eat left handed while trying to make small talk with my two teenage daughters. I felt like I was 15 again wondering if anybody was on to me. That Sh%# was awkward.


I am to old for this crap. Back to beer I go.

don’t take edibles if you don’t know the levels thc and cbd or the mg. Prolly should be somewhere safe and stable with your first one def not doing any physical activity. Smoking high way different than body high from digestion.

 

[Boom MFer Dawg]

Played golf Friday with a buddy from HS. He asked on our way out if I wanted a gummy bear. I thought what the hell and popped one in my mouth. I shot a 49 on the front nine and then all I wanted to do was ride in the cart on the back 9. The last nine was me yelling fore about every other shot. He ran over my foot with the cart. Somehow I jammed the hell out of my thumb.

After we were done I had to sit in the clubhouse icing my thumb and scrolling on my phone for two hours before I was cool to drive home. I got home and my wife had just finished cooking so I had to limp to the table and eat left handed while trying to make small talk with my two teenage daughters. I felt like I was 15 again wondering if anybody was on to me. That Sh%# was awkward.


I am to old for this crap. Back to beer I go.

Don’t eat a whole one

 

[Wheater and Rye]

Do you really think that quick?? I can see it here in FL, but don’t see it in GA that quick for recreational.

Governments at all levels now starving for revenue are going to take a longer, more lustful look at Mary Jane and her tax dollars.

 

[Single Barrel Dawg]

Gummies are the vaping and seltzer drinks of the cannibus world

 

[so_comfort1]

It will be one day but I suspect that’s 5-10 years away still.

Maybe, but don't discount the lure of the tax revenue the state could take in especially considering the looming budget shortfalls due to decreased revenue during shutdowns. This could accelerate that timeline.

 

[RADawg70]

Played golf Friday with a buddy from HS. He asked on our way out if I wanted a gummy bear. I thought what the hell and popped one in my mouth. I shot a 49 on the front nine and then all I wanted to do was ride in the cart on the back 9. The last nine was me yelling fore about every other shot. He ran over my foot with the cart. Somehow I jammed the hell out of my thumb.

After we were done I had to sit in the clubhouse icing my thumb and scrolling on my phone for two hours before I was cool to drive home. I got home and my wife had just finished cooking so I had to limp to the table and eat left handed while trying to make small talk with my two teenage daughters. I felt like I was 15 again wondering if anybody was on to me. That Sh%# was awkward.


I am to old for this crap. Back to beer I go.

Rookie!

 

[RADawg70]

Played golf Friday with a buddy from HS. He asked on our way out if I wanted a gummy bear. I thought what the hell and popped one in my mouth. I shot a 49 on the front nine and then all I wanted to do was ride in the cart on the back 9. The last nine was me yelling fore about every other shot. He ran over my foot with the cart. Somehow I jammed the hell out of my thumb.

After we were done I had to sit in the clubhouse icing my thumb and scrolling on my phone for two hours before I was cool to drive home. I got home and my wife had just finished cooking so I had to limp to the table and eat left handed while trying to make small talk with my two teenage daughters. I felt like I was 15 again wondering if anybody was on to me. That Sh%# was awkward.


I am to old for this crap. Back to beer I go.

Read the article Maureen Dowd wrote about edibles shortly after Colorado legalized it. She didn't know you were only supposed to take a bite of a bar. https://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/04/opinion/dowd-dont-harsh-our-mellow-dude.html

 

[JaxDawg07]

Gummies are the vaping and seltzer drinks of the cannibus world

They’re the Bartle and Jaymes of reefer

 

[CalienteDawg]

Will it ever be legal for recreational use in Ga?

Through a random encounter at a Christmas party in 2018, I met and had drinks with a recreational marijuana lobbyist.

He told me 3-5 years. The biggest issue is that no prominent person here in the state has really jumped behind it to move the issue.

 

[Wheater and Rye]

Man 3 months ago I would have told you that you were bananas if you thought delivery booze is possible, so I certainly don’t think it’s out of the question

Even if Kemp signs off, the booze delivery situation is going to be a case study in local politics with so many municipal county governments having discretion.

 

[Artie Fufkin]

Played golf Friday with a buddy from HS. He asked on our way out if I wanted a gummy bear. I thought what the hell and popped one in my mouth. I shot a 49 on the front nine and then all I wanted to do was ride in the cart on the back 9. The last nine was me yelling fore about every other shot. He ran over my foot with the cart. Somehow I jammed the hell out of my thumb.

After we were done I had to sit in the clubhouse icing my thumb and scrolling on my phone for two hours before I was cool to drive home. I got home and my wife had just finished cooking so I had to limp to the table and eat left handed while trying to make small talk with my two teenage daughters. I felt like I was 15 again wondering if anybody was on to me. That Sh%# was awkward.


I am to old for this crap. Back to beer I go.

Lmao! Great story - and better you than me!

 

[JaxDawg07]

Through a random encounter at a Christmas party in 2018, I met and had drinks with a recreational marijuana lobbyist.

He told me 3-5 years. The biggest issue is that no prominent person here in the state has really jumped behind it to move the issue.

I nominate @donalsonville_dawg from the great state of GA to be that person

 

[donalsonville_dawg]

I nominate @donalsonville_dawg from the great state of GA to be that person

Sorry I was just smoking a bowl, what’s that?

 

[RightAway]

I read this as

Stay away from Guinness

Was about to get ITT bigly