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Tell me about your first piece....

3 putted on the 17th green one muggy night in August. I was 16,...

she was 17.
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"first I get my name in the phone book and now.....

I'm on your azz. I bet more people see that than the phone book."
 
Awesome song!!.....I met a gin soaked....

bar-room queen in Memphis,
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride.
 
first she blew my nose, then she blew my mind

'nother good one
 
had to google that 1, I believe that is the 1st time I have ever heard...

That 1.
 
Re: had to google that 1, I believe that is the 1st time I have ever heard...

Lmao! Next door neighbor gal a grade older than I. She got us a half bottle of the firer water, container of Morton table salt and some lime juice concentrate. Taught me what multiples meant. Is still one my fondest memories.
 
"I wanna rock your gypsy soul, just like way back in the days of old." was the very best.

But the very first was, "Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again..."
 
Hot South African chick at 3am on Longboat key, I was 15 and she was

16.
 
I was 17, she was 15. She basically told me "We're doing this or...

I'm dumping you". Hopped in the back of my 91' Acura Integra and took care of bidness. I was hooked.
 
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