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The Dawgs are the most dangerous team in America.

JackRussellDawg

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Yes, they are bipolar and schizophrenic. You never know if you’re gonna get Raquel Welch or Phyllis Diller, or both. Come to think of it Raquel and Phyllis together would be fun, but I digress.

In reality, the team doesn’t ride the emotional roller coaster and panic nearly the way this here Vent does. From the top down, they know it’s a sixty minute game, and maybe then some (yeah, suck it Tek).

Nobody wants to play this team. They can suck so bad and beat the hell out of you at the same time. Texas fears us way more than we fear them. I don’t care if they have JR Ewing, Roger Staubach, and John Wayne (ok maybe not John Wayne), I’m looking forward to beating their asses, claiming the SEC crown, grilling up that cow of theirs, and serving up a big ole steak to Uga.

Let’s get our minds right and open up a can of whoopass on those ugly arnge wannabes.
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