This morning, I was reaching for something on the top shelf in the kitchen and accidentally gave the Nazi salute.

[JackRussellDawg]

Later, I was looking for some tools in the garage and found myself holding a hammer and a sickle at the same time. It scared me so bad that I dropped them and did the moon walk to get away.

Then, I had to walk the dog in the cold, so I wrapped my face with a houndstooth scarf.

Oh no, I just picked my nose with my middle finger and and shot myself a bird.

Fellers, I’m afraid that I’ve become an effed up Nazi Communist Hamas Michael Jackson. To avoid anymore trouble, I’m just going to crawl into bed and pull the sheet over my head. Sheet? Did I just join the Klan?

Please make it stop!

 

[WyoDawg307]

Later, I was looking for some tools in the garage and found myself holding a hammer and a sickle at the same time. It scared me so bad that I dropped them and did the moon walk to get away.

Then, I had to walk the dog in the cold, so I wrapped my face with a houndstooth scarf.

Oh no, I just picked my nose with my middle finger and and shot myself a bird.

Fellers, I’m afraid that I’ve become an effed up Nazi Communist Hamas Michael Jackson. To avoid anymore trouble, I’m just going to crawl into bed and pull the sheet over my head. Sheet? Did I just join the Klan?

Please make it stop!

As long as CNN/MSNBC doesn't film/selectively edit your actions today and post on X, you will be ok!

 

[stray]

Later, I was looking for some tools in the garage and found myself holding a hammer and a sickle at the same time. It scared me so bad that I dropped them and did the moon walk to get away.

Then, I had to walk the dog in the cold, so I wrapped my face with a houndstooth scarf.

Oh no, I just picked my nose with my middle finger and and shot myself a bird.

Fellers, I’m afraid that I’ve become an effed up Nazi Communist Hamas Michael Jackson. To avoid anymore trouble, I’m just going to crawl into bed and pull the sheet over my head. Sheet? Did I just join the Klan?

Please make it stop!

When my wife asks me to describe a Chatlib....

 

[The Original SLC Dawg]

Later, I was looking for some tools in the garage and found myself holding a hammer and a sickle at the same time. It scared me so bad that I dropped them and did the moon walk to get away.

Then, I had to walk the dog in the cold, so I wrapped my face with a houndstooth scarf.

Oh no, I just picked my nose with my middle finger and and shot myself a bird.

Fellers, I’m afraid that I’ve become an effed up Nazi Communist Hamas Michael Jackson. To avoid anymore trouble, I’m just going to crawl into bed and pull the sheet over my head. Sheet? Did I just join the Klan?

Please make it stop!

Do you also have a commie flag in your garage?

 

[JackRussellDawg]

Do you also have a commie flag in your garage?

No sir, but I do have framed portraits of Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson along with a framed Great Seal of the Confederacy.

I guess that makes me normal after all.

 

[ThreeDawgNight]

It's been absolutely glorious watching all of the lib meltdown today on the various news channel. Hate to give them any ratings boost, but I HAD to watch....and will continue watching.....especially MadCow tonight.

 

[The Original SLC Dawg]

It's been absolutely glorious watching all of the lib meltdown today on the various news channel. Hate to give them any ratings boost, but I HAD to watch....and will continue watching.....especially MadCow tonight.

That session in the Oval Office where Trump was signing the EOs was incredible TV. The press loved it too. They had more access to him yesterday than all four years of Biden.

 

[JackRussellDawg]

OMG, the Ku Klux Klan took over an Australian cruise ship!

Check out the reactions to the Aussie cruise staff who dressed up as "upside-down snow cones"

I am not sure how anyone in their right mind thought these outfits were appropriate -- let alone, that they looked like "upside-down snow cones," which is apparently what they were going for.

notthebee.com

 

[MassachusettsDawg]

If you let Aaron Rupar edit your videos, I'm afraid you and Hitler will appear indistinguishable.

To make matters worse, we're all going to see it, because @willdup will post it immediately as he does with all of Rupar's tweets (or I guess "blueskies" now).

You might as well just prepare your apology letter right now, you dirty Nazi 😆

 

[Georgia Jim]

It's been absolutely glorious watching all of the lib meltdown today on the various news channel. Hate to give them any ratings boost, but I HAD to watch....and will continue watching.....especially MadCow tonight.

Poor..poor Rachel....Moo Moo Buckeroo...maybe she'll bawl on camera again...

 

[Georgia Jim]

No sir, but I do have framed portraits of Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson along with a framed Great Seal of the Confederacy.

I guess that makes me normal after all.

Are you faithful follower of Brother John Birch and a member of the Antioch Baptist Church....

 

[Pecanman]

JackRusselDawg, you should be ashamed of yourself. However, if you are like me, you don't give a damn!

 

[ugaboz]

libs need all they can get