Those Gravité cologne commercials

[3 Pete]

Blindfold the ladies. Send me in with a Heineken and egg farts.



Sorry honey.

 

[55dawg]

Blindfold the ladies and send me in with a Heineken and egg farts.

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They must have a helluva advertising budget. Every third commercial. That many dudes really buy cologne ? And for those that do buy, how long would a bottle last ? Seems like it’d take 5 years to use a bottle of cologne. Don’t get the math.

 

[bayrooster]

Somewhat jejune. This is a proper cologne commercial:

 

[DerkDawg1027]

They must have a helluva advertising budget. Every third commercial. That many dudes really buy cologne ? And for those that do buy, how long would a bottle last ? Seems like it’d take 5 years to use a bottle of cologne. Don’t get the math.

That’s hilarious you mention that. I have 3 different ones, have had each for at least 6-8+ years and none of them are even halfway gone 😂

 

[bayrooster]

That’s hilarious you mention that. I have 3 different ones, have had each for at least 6-8+ years and none of them are even halfway gone 😂

I've still got a bottle of Pierre Cardin cologne my grandpa gave me about 38 years ago.

Now I fear if I put it on, like "Hot Tub Time Machine," I'll wake up in the 1980s. 😅