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We got much bigger problems than Coley and libtards.

My wife sheds like crazy, but I have never gotten her stray hairs wrapped around my nuts or stuck up my butt. Now our Jack is a different story. He’s half billy goat and eats everything, so occasionally when he’s pooping out comes my wife’s hair, and I have to pull it out for him, with a protective poop bag of course.
 
My wife sheds like crazy, but I have never gotten her stray hairs wrapped around my nuts or stuck up my butt. Now our Jack is a different story. He’s half billy goat and eats everything, so occasionally when he’s pooping out comes my wife’s hair, and I have to pull it out for him, with a protective poop bag of course.

Dang it you are all that's wrong with 'Merica! First every kid gets a trophy, then girls are boy scouts, and now yer pulling hair out of yer 38 year old son?

Sending you a link for a Willie Martinez avatar!
 
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