Welcome , and keep bringing the molten heat.
Welcome to the @Lava-Man
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Don't deny your humble beginnings. We all come from somewhere.
I have heard rumors that you aren't actually Lava, you're just McDonald's fried apple pie filling. Is this true?
My grands play hot lava, put pillows on the floor and jump from one to the other so that they don’t step in the lava. We’re a pretty simple family but they sure have fun with it.
For the sake of you and your grandchildren...please do not play on any actual floors made of lava. However, I commend your efforts to teach others of the inherent dangers involved in dealing with my kin.
A tragedy that still haunts our kind. We, as Lava-People demand reparations. Granted, it was a poor-decision made during the drug-fueled '60s. But, LSD is a hell of a drug. Frankly, I don't really want to talk about it.
Good question. But, no. He has no idea what heat or pressure is until he experiences Nov 16th. He'll begin to understand after Heupel takes an extra 20% of his candy corn two weeks earlier.
I might be an unnamed primary investor. But, I did not invent it. But, please buy it.
Lava-Man is simple. Lava-Man is barely literate.
So, please help me understand:
So, please help me understand:
Go watch her interview w Stephanie Rhule. It’s like watching Legally Blonde explaining quantum physics.
