Welcome to the @Lava-Man

[litedawg1968]

Welcome , and keep bringing the molten heat.

 

[stray]

Welcome , and keep bringing the molten heat.

 

[Lava-Man]

Welcome , and keep bringing the molten heat.

Thank you. Just please don't call me magma. It's beneath me.

 

[stray]

Thank you. Just please don't call me magma. It's beneath me.

Don't deny your humble beginnings. We all come from somewhere.

 

[ClydeDawg]

Thank you. Just please don't call me magma. It's beneath me.

Hot take.

 

[stray]

Thank you. Just please don't call me magma. It's beneath me.

I have heard rumors that you aren't actually Lava, you're just McDonald's fried apple pie filling. Is this true?

 

[Lava-Man]

I have heard rumors that you aren't actually Lava, you're just McDonald's fried apple pie filling. Is this true?

First cousins, twice removed. But, I only reach up to 2100°F

 

[3 Pete]

Thank you. Just please don't call me magma. It's beneath me.

Make
Abundant
Granite
Molten
Again

 

[stray]

Make
Abundant
Granite
Molten
Again

That would look good on a red hat.

 

[BlessedDawg]

My grands play hot lava, put pillows on the floor and jump from one to the other so that they don’t step in the lava. We’re a pretty simple family but they sure have fun with it.

 

[JackRussellDawg]

I got questions @Lava-Man -

1 Is the lava in a lava lamp any of your kin?
2 Are you related to that quarterback at TinnerC?
3 Did you invent Lava soap? Cuz I like me some Lava soap.

 

[Lava-Man]

My grands play hot lava, put pillows on the floor and jump from one to the other so that they don’t step in the lava. We’re a pretty simple family but they sure have fun with it.

For the sake of you and your grandchildren...please do not play on any actual floors made of lava. However, I commend your efforts to teach others of the inherent dangers involved in dealing with my kin.

 

[Lava-Man]

I got questions @Lava-Man -

1 Is the lava in a lava lamp any of your kin?

A tragedy that still haunts our kind. We, as Lava-People demand reparations. Granted, it was a poor-decision made during the drug-fueled '60s. But, LSD is a hell of a drug. Frankly, I don't really want to talk about it.

2 Are you related to that quarterback at TinnerC?

Good question. But, no. He has no idea what heat or pressure is until he experiences Nov 16th. He'll begin to understand after Heupel takes an extra 20% of his candy corn two weeks earlier.

3 Did you invent Lava soap? Cuz I like me some Lava soap.

I might be an unnamed primary investor. But, I did not invent it. But, please buy it.

 

[Lava-Man]

Lava-Man is simple. Lava-Man is barely literate.

So, please help me understand:

 

[litedawg1968]

Lava-Man is simple. Lava-Man is barely literate.

So, please help me understand:

View embedded media

Go watch her interview w Stephanie Rhule. It’s like watching Legally Blonde explaining quantum physics.

 

[litedawg1968]

Lava-Man is simple. Lava-Man is barely literate.

So, please help me understand:

View embedded media