As you know Georgia plays Michigan State up in Charlotte this Friday afternoon. Many fans on UGASports.com have different opinions on what is going to happen. Opinions are what the Dawgvent does best. What I have written down below is a satirical account on what might happen during the Georgia hoops game. It is meant to be fun, so please don't get bent out of shape. - Dave McMahon
FRIDAY -
11:43 a.m. ET: Dash checks in from Charlotte, talks a little bit about injuries He then mentions how Green the crowd is with Michigan State fans, but states the Georgia crowd might be coming in late since many are coming in that morning and it has been raining he also states the NASCAR Hall of Fame was pretty cool.
11:46 a.m. ET: First Venter complains that how can Georgia be taken serious as a basketball program, if we don't go to big events especially since it close enough to drive. A second Venter chimes in, well why aren't you there? It goes back and forth like that for a while.
12:02 a.m. ET: Venter asks what channel is the Georgia game on?
12:33 a.m. ET: Venter complains that the (insert bar name) does not get Tru-TV
12:40 a.m. ET: Game begins
OPENING TIP -
(1st half - 19:55 left) Georgia starts out hot Nemi hits a 3-pt FG, followed by a Sparty turnover then Charles Mann drains a three Dawgs up 6-0
(1st half - 18:59 left) Venter complains about Bill Raftery's voice next Venter states that he's the best and he's so much better than Dickie V.. next Venter just mentions "Onions" next Venter says, did you see Dick Vitale kiss Ashley Judd?
(1st half - 18:02 left) Michigan State starts to take over and they now 12-10 TV shot of Tom Izzo over and over again
(1st half - 18:01 left) Venter complains that CBS hates Georgia too since they show too much Tom Izzo
(1st half - 13:13 left) Game goes back-and-forth for awhile game is tied at 16
(1st half - 13:02 left) Venter complains that Georgia should be up by five but they miss too many easy shots
(1st half - 9:14 left) Kenny Gaines scores 7 points in a 29 second stretch
(1st half - 8:44 left) Venters complain that Mark Fox should have played Gaines against Arkansas
(1st half - 7:44 left) Coming back from break, Venter states that the Georgia girls in the crowd are so much hotter than Michigan State girls (he's actually correct)
(1st half - 5:43 left) Georgia commits 10th foul of first half.. Taylor Echols enters the game Venters complain about not having enough depth
(1st half - 5:32 left) Echols makes a steal and passes to a streaking Charles Mann who misses a layup but Marcus Thornton slams the rebound real hard, but is called for hanging on to the rim
(1st half - 5:31 left) Venters complain that the refs hate us . A second Venter states that foul may come back to haunt Georgia at the end
(1st half - 0:20 left) Georgia down two and playing for last shot of half the Dawgs try to go inside but nothing works, finally Cameron Forte takes an awkward shot and somehow it goes in halftime and the score is tied at 34
HALFTIME -
Tracy Wolfson interviews coaches First Venter complains, although she is cute, "I like her better doing football" Second Venter complains "She, Vern [spells his name wrong] and Gary all they talk about is Alabama and before that it was Cammy Cam juice and don't get me started on Tebow" third Venter reminds people she doesn't do SEC anymore fourth Venter states, "Why do we even have sideline reporters especially in basketball?" fifth Venter attaches a link to a website of hottest sideline reporters...
(2nd half - 18:09 left) Sparty starts off second half on 10-0 run
(2nd half - 18:08 left) Venters complain about how Mark Fox can't make 2nd half adjustments Venters complain that McGarity should have fired him another Venter quips, "Fire Bobo"
(2nd half - 17:17 left) Georgia starts coming back Nemi drains a 20-footer seconds later J.J. Fraizer drains a 27-footer . "Little guy with big onions" yells Raftery and Grant Hill goes crazy .
(2nd half - 17:07 left) Timeout Sparty
(2nd half - 17:07 left) During replay, Jim Nantz talks about miracle shots: such as the Laettner play and asks Grant if he watched the 30-for-30
(2nd half - 17:07 left) Venter complains, "Michigan State does something good and they talk about it, we do something good and they talk about anything else, they hate us."... Second Venter suggests that Nantz should stick with golf third Venter states, "Why do we always have G-Day the same weekend as the Masters?" while a fourth Venter jokes that it is a tradition like no other
(2nd half - 13:51 left) Game goes back and forth
(2nd half - 12:09 left) Yante Maten makes a sick block shot
(2nd half - 12:02 left) Venter states, "I hope we get that other kid out of Michigan" second Venter says "If we do, we would have one of the best front courts in the SEC" third Venter says let's not get ahead of ourselves
(2nd half - 9:09 left) TV picks up sounds from Mark Fox screaming Tracy Wolfson chimes in about Mark Fox interview from earlier in season and how Jimmy Fallon could help recruiting
(2nd half - 9:01 left) Venter mentions Hugh Durham sounded like that every game second Venter suggests Hugh Durham to coach Lady Dogs
(2nd half - 7:04 left) Charles Mann makes a few turnovers, some are his fault, some are not
(2nd half - 7:02 left) Venters think they are all Mann's fault Damn it Mann!
(2nd half - 7:01 left) Damn it Mann!
(2nd half - 7:00 left) Damn it Mann!
(2nd half - 6:33 left) Charles Mann makes a great steal drives to hoop, misses layup but gets fouled hits one of two free throws
(2nd half - 5:59 left) See above
(2nd half - 5:15 left) See above
(2nd half - 4:44 left) See above, but Mann hits both free throws
(2nd half - 4:42 left) Expect smartass post
(2nd half - 4:22 left) Georgia leads 59-58 graphic shows that despite 8-1 run, Georgia has not hit a FG in 4:04
(2nd half - 4:01 left) Georgia finally hits a field goal as Nemi banks a 15-foot jumper
(2nd half - 3:58 left) Post on the board, "About time Nemi does something in the game" he has 12 points, 10 rebounds and 3 assists
(2nd half - 3:29 left) Mann makes another steal, finds Marcus Thornton underneath and dunks again and once again holds on to the rim, but this time no call is made
(2nd half - 3:20 left) Michigan State message board Venter complains how is that not hanging on when in the first half it was? Second Michigan State Venter asks if anyone saw the hockey game from last night?
(2nd half - 3:02 left) broadcast shows other scores Venter explains that a number 12 seed always beats a number 5 every year second Venter brags that he picked major upset of a number 9 seed beating a number 8.. third Venter states that he just ripped his bracket and says he's out
(2nd half - 1:18 left) Georgia up six . 68-62
(2nd half - 55 seconds left) Georgia up three 68-65
(2nd half - 44 seconds left) Georgia is up by one 68-67
(2nd half - 39 seconds left) Georgia gets ball stripped away, J.J. Frazier dives after ball with two Sparty giants one of them elbows Frazier so he can't get to the ball ref does not see that, Frazier is fine though since he protected by the mask he put back on just for this game Kenny Gaines sees a chance to get the ball, risks more injury as he and the other giant Spartan each grab the ball . Grant Hill loves the hustle, while the ref calls for jump ball possession arrow Michigan State
(2nd half - 33 seconds left) Post complains "Why isn't the jump ball an actual jump ball like the NBA?
(2nd half - 7 seconds left) Georgia almost makes a steal, but does not Michigan State makes some crazy shot and leads by 1 69-68 Jim Nantz says something colorful about Tom Izzo and Michigan State magic
(2nd half - 6 seconds left) Timeout Georgia
(2nd half - 6 seconds left) TV shows Magic Johnson cheering
(2nd half - 6 seconds left) Venter complains why aren't they showing Nique' . Second Venter complains, "This is why I don't watch basketball" . Third Venter, "Well, we gave it a good try" Fourth Venter questions, "Who do you think will start as quarterback next year, Ramsey or Parks?" ... f\Fifth Venter shouts, "Fire Bobo!"
(2nd half - 6 seconds left) Michigan State timeout
(2nd half - 6 seconds left) TV shows Laettner play and Grant Hill explains how you to win in the closing seconds
(2nd half - 6 seconds left) Georgia inbounds the ball a quick pass to an open Bulldog 3.2.1.. shot by .
FRIDAY -
11:43 a.m. ET: Dash checks in from Charlotte, talks a little bit about injuries He then mentions how Green the crowd is with Michigan State fans, but states the Georgia crowd might be coming in late since many are coming in that morning and it has been raining he also states the NASCAR Hall of Fame was pretty cool.
11:46 a.m. ET: First Venter complains that how can Georgia be taken serious as a basketball program, if we don't go to big events especially since it close enough to drive. A second Venter chimes in, well why aren't you there? It goes back and forth like that for a while.
12:02 a.m. ET: Venter asks what channel is the Georgia game on?
12:33 a.m. ET: Venter complains that the (insert bar name) does not get Tru-TV
12:40 a.m. ET: Game begins
OPENING TIP -
(1st half - 19:55 left) Georgia starts out hot Nemi hits a 3-pt FG, followed by a Sparty turnover then Charles Mann drains a three Dawgs up 6-0
(1st half - 18:59 left) Venter complains about Bill Raftery's voice next Venter states that he's the best and he's so much better than Dickie V.. next Venter just mentions "Onions" next Venter says, did you see Dick Vitale kiss Ashley Judd?
(1st half - 18:02 left) Michigan State starts to take over and they now 12-10 TV shot of Tom Izzo over and over again
(1st half - 18:01 left) Venter complains that CBS hates Georgia too since they show too much Tom Izzo
(1st half - 13:13 left) Game goes back-and-forth for awhile game is tied at 16
(1st half - 13:02 left) Venter complains that Georgia should be up by five but they miss too many easy shots
(1st half - 9:14 left) Kenny Gaines scores 7 points in a 29 second stretch
(1st half - 8:44 left) Venters complain that Mark Fox should have played Gaines against Arkansas
(1st half - 7:44 left) Coming back from break, Venter states that the Georgia girls in the crowd are so much hotter than Michigan State girls (he's actually correct)
(1st half - 5:43 left) Georgia commits 10th foul of first half.. Taylor Echols enters the game Venters complain about not having enough depth
(1st half - 5:32 left) Echols makes a steal and passes to a streaking Charles Mann who misses a layup but Marcus Thornton slams the rebound real hard, but is called for hanging on to the rim
(1st half - 5:31 left) Venters complain that the refs hate us . A second Venter states that foul may come back to haunt Georgia at the end
(1st half - 0:20 left) Georgia down two and playing for last shot of half the Dawgs try to go inside but nothing works, finally Cameron Forte takes an awkward shot and somehow it goes in halftime and the score is tied at 34
HALFTIME -
Tracy Wolfson interviews coaches First Venter complains, although she is cute, "I like her better doing football" Second Venter complains "She, Vern [spells his name wrong] and Gary all they talk about is Alabama and before that it was Cammy Cam juice and don't get me started on Tebow" third Venter reminds people she doesn't do SEC anymore fourth Venter states, "Why do we even have sideline reporters especially in basketball?" fifth Venter attaches a link to a website of hottest sideline reporters...
(2nd half - 18:09 left) Sparty starts off second half on 10-0 run
(2nd half - 18:08 left) Venters complain about how Mark Fox can't make 2nd half adjustments Venters complain that McGarity should have fired him another Venter quips, "Fire Bobo"
(2nd half - 17:17 left) Georgia starts coming back Nemi drains a 20-footer seconds later J.J. Fraizer drains a 27-footer . "Little guy with big onions" yells Raftery and Grant Hill goes crazy .
(2nd half - 17:07 left) Timeout Sparty
(2nd half - 17:07 left) During replay, Jim Nantz talks about miracle shots: such as the Laettner play and asks Grant if he watched the 30-for-30
(2nd half - 17:07 left) Venter complains, "Michigan State does something good and they talk about it, we do something good and they talk about anything else, they hate us."... Second Venter suggests that Nantz should stick with golf third Venter states, "Why do we always have G-Day the same weekend as the Masters?" while a fourth Venter jokes that it is a tradition like no other
(2nd half - 13:51 left) Game goes back and forth
(2nd half - 12:09 left) Yante Maten makes a sick block shot
(2nd half - 12:02 left) Venter states, "I hope we get that other kid out of Michigan" second Venter says "If we do, we would have one of the best front courts in the SEC" third Venter says let's not get ahead of ourselves
(2nd half - 9:09 left) TV picks up sounds from Mark Fox screaming Tracy Wolfson chimes in about Mark Fox interview from earlier in season and how Jimmy Fallon could help recruiting
(2nd half - 9:01 left) Venter mentions Hugh Durham sounded like that every game second Venter suggests Hugh Durham to coach Lady Dogs
(2nd half - 7:04 left) Charles Mann makes a few turnovers, some are his fault, some are not
(2nd half - 7:02 left) Venters think they are all Mann's fault Damn it Mann!
(2nd half - 7:01 left) Damn it Mann!
(2nd half - 7:00 left) Damn it Mann!
(2nd half - 6:33 left) Charles Mann makes a great steal drives to hoop, misses layup but gets fouled hits one of two free throws
(2nd half - 5:59 left) See above
(2nd half - 5:15 left) See above
(2nd half - 4:44 left) See above, but Mann hits both free throws
(2nd half - 4:42 left) Expect smartass post
(2nd half - 4:22 left) Georgia leads 59-58 graphic shows that despite 8-1 run, Georgia has not hit a FG in 4:04
(2nd half - 4:01 left) Georgia finally hits a field goal as Nemi banks a 15-foot jumper
(2nd half - 3:58 left) Post on the board, "About time Nemi does something in the game" he has 12 points, 10 rebounds and 3 assists
(2nd half - 3:29 left) Mann makes another steal, finds Marcus Thornton underneath and dunks again and once again holds on to the rim, but this time no call is made
(2nd half - 3:20 left) Michigan State message board Venter complains how is that not hanging on when in the first half it was? Second Michigan State Venter asks if anyone saw the hockey game from last night?
(2nd half - 3:02 left) broadcast shows other scores Venter explains that a number 12 seed always beats a number 5 every year second Venter brags that he picked major upset of a number 9 seed beating a number 8.. third Venter states that he just ripped his bracket and says he's out
(2nd half - 1:18 left) Georgia up six . 68-62
(2nd half - 55 seconds left) Georgia up three 68-65
(2nd half - 44 seconds left) Georgia is up by one 68-67
(2nd half - 39 seconds left) Georgia gets ball stripped away, J.J. Frazier dives after ball with two Sparty giants one of them elbows Frazier so he can't get to the ball ref does not see that, Frazier is fine though since he protected by the mask he put back on just for this game Kenny Gaines sees a chance to get the ball, risks more injury as he and the other giant Spartan each grab the ball . Grant Hill loves the hustle, while the ref calls for jump ball possession arrow Michigan State
(2nd half - 33 seconds left) Post complains "Why isn't the jump ball an actual jump ball like the NBA?
(2nd half - 7 seconds left) Georgia almost makes a steal, but does not Michigan State makes some crazy shot and leads by 1 69-68 Jim Nantz says something colorful about Tom Izzo and Michigan State magic
(2nd half - 6 seconds left) Timeout Georgia
(2nd half - 6 seconds left) TV shows Magic Johnson cheering
(2nd half - 6 seconds left) Venter complains why aren't they showing Nique' . Second Venter complains, "This is why I don't watch basketball" . Third Venter, "Well, we gave it a good try" Fourth Venter questions, "Who do you think will start as quarterback next year, Ramsey or Parks?" ... f\Fifth Venter shouts, "Fire Bobo!"
(2nd half - 6 seconds left) Michigan State timeout
(2nd half - 6 seconds left) TV shows Laettner play and Grant Hill explains how you to win in the closing seconds
(2nd half - 6 seconds left) Georgia inbounds the ball a quick pass to an open Bulldog 3.2.1.. shot by .
