The guy who changed my oil for me last week. He would do a better job.
And why ?
Ron Jeremy. If we are going to keep getting screwed, at least let it be done by someone that knows what they are doing.
I can't speak for everyone, but I for one would not like to be screwed by Ron Jeremy...or any other dude for that matter.
If I just had to get screwed by a dude, Jeremy wouldn't be on any list I'd make.
The guy is ugly, even by ugly standards.