If you had any idea how long it took...
my pansy ass, you'd be laughing too hard to offer congratulations. I started trying in 1990. Boro Reds, Boro Lights, Boro Ultra Lights, patches, pills, tranquilizers, hypnotism, acupuncture, more alcohol, less alcohol, everything short of slitting my own throat. Took me 24 miserable years.