I want Bama to stomp the ever loving wolverine shit out of Michigan.
I want Texas to stomp the ever loving huskie shit out of Washington.
Then I want Bama to stomp the ever loving longhorn shit out of Texas.
Why? Because I want all that to prove that:
1 Michigan was all fake because of their powder puff schedule, and the Big Pick a Number is a joke. Coach Hardboiled bolts for the pros and ends up coaching the Montreal Allouettes.
2 West coast teams don’t play big man football. Their entry entry into the Big creates a chaotic disaster.
3 Texas ain’t back after all. Their fans start to question Sark, and he is forced to hire new coordinators, Jack Daniels as OC and Jim Beam as DC.
4 During the championship celebration, Saban slips and ends up with the trophy stuck up his ass sideways, doomed to collect AFLAC checks the rest of his days.
5 This scenario will be proof that Dawgs deserved to be in the CFP, and the real national championship game was the SECC, just like 2012.
Go Dawgs!
I want Texas to stomp the ever loving huskie shit out of Washington.
Then I want Bama to stomp the ever loving longhorn shit out of Texas.
Why? Because I want all that to prove that:
1 Michigan was all fake because of their powder puff schedule, and the Big Pick a Number is a joke. Coach Hardboiled bolts for the pros and ends up coaching the Montreal Allouettes.
2 West coast teams don’t play big man football. Their entry entry into the Big creates a chaotic disaster.
3 Texas ain’t back after all. Their fans start to question Sark, and he is forced to hire new coordinators, Jack Daniels as OC and Jim Beam as DC.
4 During the championship celebration, Saban slips and ends up with the trophy stuck up his ass sideways, doomed to collect AFLAC checks the rest of his days.
5 This scenario will be proof that Dawgs deserved to be in the CFP, and the real national championship game was the SECC, just like 2012.
Go Dawgs!
