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My female barber

OlecountryDawg

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I think has a crush on me . She rubs my neck and runs her nails through my hair and down to my neck . Then looks at me and winks at me . I get a two guard and she said well if you get a three or four I will see you more often.

She’s probably 55 same age as the blushing bride but she been very flirting with me the last two times .


Should I change places or should I just enjoy the attention?
 
I think has a crush on me . She rubs my neck and runs her nails through my hair and down to my neck . Then looks at me and winks at me . I get a two guard and she said well if you get a three or four I will see you more often.

She’s probably 55 same age as the blushing bride but she been very flirting with me the last two times .


Should I change places or should I just enjoy the attention?
Stop tipping and that should solve your problem.
 
I think has a crush on me . She rubs my neck and runs her nails through my hair and down to my neck . Then looks at me and winks at me . I get a two guard and she said well if you get a three or four I will see you more often.

She’s probably 55 same age as the blushing bride but she been very flirting with me the last two times .


Should I change places or should I just enjoy the attention?
Definitely FHRITP.
 
I think has a crush on me . She rubs my neck and runs her nails through my hair and down to my neck . Then looks at me and winks at me . I get a two guard and she said well if you get a three or four I will see you more often.

She’s probably 55 same age as the blushing bride but she been very flirting with me the last two times .


Should I change places or should I just enjoy the attention?
Double up on the testosterone and give her what fer.
 
I think has a crush on me . She rubs my neck and runs her nails through my hair and down to my neck . Then looks at me and winks at me . I get a two guard and she said well if you get a three or four I will see you more often.

She’s probably 55 same age as the blushing bride but she been very flirting with me the last two times .


Should I change places or should I just enjoy the attention?
Heck, mine even washes my hair.
 
I think has a crush on me . She rubs my neck and runs her nails through my hair and down to my neck . Then looks at me and winks at me . I get a two guard and she said well if you get a three or four I will see you more often.

She’s probably 55 same age as the blushing bride but she been very flirting with me the last two times .


Should I change places or should I just enjoy the attention?
And he’s back! The old OCD we all know and love.

Get back in the game, my friend. Get those testosterone shots and go feed the ducks again, but make yourself walk around the lake to do it to get some exercise.

Tell your barber what a wonderful wife your blushing bride is, and tell your wife you told your barber. Casually mention that your barber is flirtatious and gives you a great massage. That will get your wife to up her game in the old bedroom department. Both of you will feel young again.

Now I realize that this plan may backfire, and both women may end up mad with you. But dang it, we need some good drama around here on the Chats.

Good luck and keep us posted.
 
And he’s back! The old OCD we all know and love.

Get back in the game, my friend. Get those testosterone shots and go feed the ducks again, but make yourself walk around the lake to do it to get some exercise.

Tell your barber what a wonderful wife your blushing bride is, and tell your wife you told your barber. Casually mention that your barber is flirtatious and gives you a great massage. That will get your wife to up her game in the old bedroom department. Both of you will feel young again.

Now I realize that this plan may backfire, and both women may end up mad with you. But dang it, we need some good drama around here on the Chats.

Good luck and keep us posted.
She could give OCD a landing strip and Full Monty balls.
 
I think has a crush on me . She rubs my neck and runs her nails through my hair and down to my neck . Then looks at me and winks at me . I get a two guard and she said well if you get a three or four I will see you more often.

She’s probably 55 same age as the blushing bride but she been very flirting with me the last two times .


Should I change places or should I just enjoy the attention?

you should deny your fantasies,
and tip less!




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I think has a crush on me . She rubs my neck and runs her nails through my hair and down to my neck . Then looks at me and winks at me . I get a two guard and she said well if you get a three or four I will see you more often.

She’s probably 55 same age as the blushing bride but she been very flirting with me the last two times .


Should I change places or should I just enjoy the attention?
🤣🤣🤣 old habits die hard.

Yet OCD broke the golden rule.
 
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And he’s back! The old OCD we all know and love.

Get back in the game, my friend. Get those testosterone shots and go feed the ducks again, but make yourself walk around the lake to do it to get some exercise.

Tell your barber what a wonderful wife your blushing bride is, and tell your wife you told your barber. Casually mention that your barber is flirtatious and gives you a great massage. That will get your wife to up her game in the old bedroom department. Both of you will feel young again.

Now I realize that this plan may backfire, and both women may end up mad with you. But dang it, we need some good drama around here on the Chats.

Good luck and keep us posted.


Ain’t back but I did want to share my barbershop crush experience.

She ain’t my type. She cover up with tattoos and she has bull hook nose ring . Over the last year I have heard about her life and it sounds like a bed sheets of troubles .
 
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And rules??!!?!?
 
And he’s back! The old OCD we all know and love.

Get back in the game, my friend. Get those testosterone shots and go feed the ducks again, but make yourself walk around the lake to do it to get some exercise.

Tell your barber what a wonderful wife your blushing bride is, and tell your wife you told your barber. Casually mention that your barber is flirtatious and gives you a great massage. That will get your wife to up her game in the old bedroom department. Both of you will feel young again.

Now I realize that this plan may backfire, and both women may end up mad with you. But dang it, we need some good drama around here on the Chats.

Good luck and keep us posted.
Don’t listen to this. Will just make your wife mad, she will tell you change barbers or else.
 
I think has a crush on me . She rubs my neck and runs her nails through my hair and down to my neck . Then looks at me and winks at me . I get a two guard and she said well if you get a three or four I will see you more often.

She’s probably 55 same age as the blushing bride but she been very flirting with me the last two times .


Should I change places or should I just enjoy the attention?

if tits aren't involved.
I'll wash my own bit of hair!


 
I think has a crush on me . She rubs my neck and runs her nails through my hair and down to my neck . Then looks at me and winks at me . I get a two guard and she said well if you get a three or four I will see you more often.

She’s probably 55 same age as the blushing bride but she been very flirting with me the last two times .


Should I change places or should I just enjoy the attention?

 
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