regarding midgets...

[blackpug6]

pretty sure lady at work is lesbian
we get along fine.
she blew her cover one morning when I came stinking of dearth.

thing is,
her partner is a midget!

no kidding...wish I had a joke

she called her a "little person"

even shared pics,

 

[JackRussellDawg]

What do you call a midget lesbian?




I don’t know. Do y’all?

 

[deadduckdawg]

pretty sure lady at work is lesbian
we get along fine.
she blew her cover one morning when I came stinking of dearth.

thing is,
her partner is a midget!

no kidding...wish I had a joke

she called her a "little person"

even shared pics,

Ask her if when they 69 all she gets is toes. She’ll think it’s funny, so ask her tomorrow.

 

[bayrooster]

There's a potential gold mine of anecdotes waiting to be had here. Keep us updated!

 

[Bulldawg1971]

What do you call a midget lesbian?




I don’t know. Do y’all?

A midget lesbian actually goes by many names. Some of the most common are:
- Diminutive Dyke
- Miniature Muncher
- Little Licker

 

[Bulldawg1971]

Ask her if when they 69 all she gets is toes. She’ll think it’s funny, so ask her tomorrow.

Don’t do it, pug! Dead duck is trying to make you dead pug! Them lesbians is mean critters!

 

[shanep512]

Don’t do it, pug! Dead duck is trying to make you dead pug! Them lesbians is mean critters!

Not all of them are. I’ve had a couple I’ve taken home. One’s wife on the other hand didn’t like me too much.

 

[3 Pete]

What do you call a midget lesbian?

Carpet Munchkin
or Greta Thunberg

 

[GibsonDawg]

Ask her if when they 69 all she gets is toes. She’ll think it’s funny, so ask her tomorrow.

Maybe she knows that already duck. Maybe she has a midget fetish AND a foot fetish. This thread is so offensive, guys. Grow up.

 

[MooseHumperDawg]

she called her a "little person"

even shared pics,

Ahem

 

[MooseHumperDawg]

What do you call a midget lesbian?




I don’t know. Do y’all?

Dammit Jack. I just googled "small slit" looking for a word. In bed. Next to Mrs. Moose. No bj this morning.

 

[GibsonDawg]

What do you call a midget lesbian?




I don’t know. Do y’all?

If they're into fisting, call her Mittens.

 

[Bulldawg1971]

Maybe she knows that already duck. Maybe she has a midget fetish AND a foot fetish. This thread is so offensive, guys. Grow up.

She looks like a koala bear climbing a tree!

 

[blackpug6]

There's a potential gold mine of anecdotes waiting to be had here. Keep us updated!

we work different shifts doing different things.
it's not Fact, but walks like 1+1, etc...

 

[blackpug6]

Don’t do it, pug! Dead duck is trying to make you dead pug! Them lesbians is mean critters!

it's funny to think of, but a majority of those gals are unexpectedly militant.

 

[JackRussellDawg]

it's funny to think of, but a majority of those gals are unexpectedly militant.

Yeah I know right? Dining at the Y always puts me in a good mood myself.

 

[T-D.]

it's funny to think of, but a majority of those gals are unexpectedly militant.

unexpectedly?