This week’s Fake 321 is brought to you by the coeds on Jax Beach today and the Tropicalia I smuggled down to Florida like Bandit and Cledus (and Fred) taking a truckload of Coors to Atlanta. Let’s get after it.
3 Fax
1 It’s zero to %*#^% zero and you make them never want to play again. Somehow along the way to the banks of the St. John’s, it feels like Florida fans have become more confident than they were a year ago. I’ve seen a lot more of them down here on the coast than last year and the chatter seems to be that they think an upset is brewing.
Florida has four wins: Kentucky, Miss State, UCF, and Samford. Those four teams *combined* have won two (2) games against Power 4 teams. Contrast that with the Dawgs who have two multi-score wins against top 10 teams and it’s confusing why a 4-3 Florida team playing its backup QB and without its best receiver would feel anything but dread. Put another way, what the hell have they done to inspire even a modicum of confidence? Not only that, we know the Kang always circles this weekend.
2. This ain’t the game for the youths. I mean this both in the stands and at the tailgate but also under center (editor’s note: if I’m a little sideways and drop some F bombs about Florida in the stands tomorrow, mind ya business). Florida is starting a freshman QB who’s talented but isn’t going to be ready for this moment. The last time the Gators started a freshman against us, he went 12-20 for 82 yards, 2 INTs and a touchdown pass (to Nakobe Dean). No one is ready for the atmosphere in Jacksonville until they’ve actually experienced it. Lagway won’t be ready for the Dawgs pass rush tomorrow.
3. Trash state. Why does the St. John’s river flow north? Because even it wants to get the hell out of Florida. Let’s be honest: this game isn’t just about football, it’s about us versus them. Florida is a trash state filled with loads vicious creatures that can kill you - but enough about all the folks at The Villages who are riddled with chlamydia. These are people who wear T shirts tucked into their jorts for crying out loud. Georgia is a better state with better people and better football. Wouldn’t the world be better if Donalsonville and Valdosta were near the coast?
2 questions
1. Can we finally get the shutout? Florida has a scoring streak longer than Wilt Chamberlain’s career in the hotel bar. We came close in 2017 and 2021? Can we finish the drill finally this year?
2. Will Carson Beck stop throwing picks? That’s it. That’s the question. Please stop. Thank you.
1 Prediction
The east side of the stadium will be empty early third quarter.
3 Fax
1 It’s zero to %*#^% zero and you make them never want to play again. Somehow along the way to the banks of the St. John’s, it feels like Florida fans have become more confident than they were a year ago. I’ve seen a lot more of them down here on the coast than last year and the chatter seems to be that they think an upset is brewing.
Florida has four wins: Kentucky, Miss State, UCF, and Samford. Those four teams *combined* have won two (2) games against Power 4 teams. Contrast that with the Dawgs who have two multi-score wins against top 10 teams and it’s confusing why a 4-3 Florida team playing its backup QB and without its best receiver would feel anything but dread. Put another way, what the hell have they done to inspire even a modicum of confidence? Not only that, we know the Kang always circles this weekend.
2. This ain’t the game for the youths. I mean this both in the stands and at the tailgate but also under center (editor’s note: if I’m a little sideways and drop some F bombs about Florida in the stands tomorrow, mind ya business). Florida is starting a freshman QB who’s talented but isn’t going to be ready for this moment. The last time the Gators started a freshman against us, he went 12-20 for 82 yards, 2 INTs and a touchdown pass (to Nakobe Dean). No one is ready for the atmosphere in Jacksonville until they’ve actually experienced it. Lagway won’t be ready for the Dawgs pass rush tomorrow.
3. Trash state. Why does the St. John’s river flow north? Because even it wants to get the hell out of Florida. Let’s be honest: this game isn’t just about football, it’s about us versus them. Florida is a trash state filled with loads vicious creatures that can kill you - but enough about all the folks at The Villages who are riddled with chlamydia. These are people who wear T shirts tucked into their jorts for crying out loud. Georgia is a better state with better people and better football. Wouldn’t the world be better if Donalsonville and Valdosta were near the coast?
2 questions
1. Can we finally get the shutout? Florida has a scoring streak longer than Wilt Chamberlain’s career in the hotel bar. We came close in 2017 and 2021? Can we finish the drill finally this year?
2. Will Carson Beck stop throwing picks? That’s it. That’s the question. Please stop. Thank you.
1 Prediction
The east side of the stadium will be empty early third quarter.
