This weeks Fake 321 is brought to you by the new thermostat I installed myself and this Tropicalia I’m drinking in downtown Athens while my wife side eyes me as I look at co-eds who are too young to take me seriously. Let’s get after it.
3 Fax
1. How Bout them F’ing Dawgs. Listen, it’s been a tough week and losing to Bama sucks. Having said that, every CFB fan would trade where their school has been since 2021 to now for where we’ve been. It’s 3 losses to the same team, and that stings. We’ve got real issues to work out, but let’s have some perspective (me included). We’re not done in 2024 and we’re not done after it either.
2. This isn’t a friendly rivalry anymore. Remember when that used to be the line on TV? They’d say Pat Dye went to UGA and Vince went to Auburn and highlight all the “similarities”. Well Nick Fairley dry humping Aaron Murray ruined that shit. The Barn is the team the 321 hates more than any other save for the gummy jawed jort monsters from non-coastal central Florida
3. Never forget that Hugh Freeze used school cell phone to pick up hookers and strippers and when asked by recruits about potential NCAA violations whilst at Ole Miss, Freeze literally compared himself to Jesus Christ. Freezus is a trash human who would be Matt Luke as a head coach but for two wins against that team to our west.
2 questions
1. Who’s got that Dawg in them? Let’s be honest: last week’s team look about as ready as an octogenarian at a gangbang without his viagra. Bama at night was always going to be a beast, but spotting them 28 points is dumber than a fullback screen on first and goal with Todd Gurley in the backfield. This week is about who steps up and stops the bleeding. I’m looking for a big game from Dillon Bell and a bounce back performance from Malaki Starks tomorrow against the War Teagles
2. Can Auburn protect the ball? Auburn has lost more balls this year than a pitbull mix at the humane society. Auburn’s QBs have been more generous than the “anything but girl” is with handjobs. The Dawgs haven’t forced a lot of turnovers this year, but opportunities will be there tomorrow because Auburn can’t help themselves.
1 prediction.
Tiger Tears. Dawgs finally start quick and run Freezus and the War Teagles out of the building.
3 Fax
1. How Bout them F’ing Dawgs. Listen, it’s been a tough week and losing to Bama sucks. Having said that, every CFB fan would trade where their school has been since 2021 to now for where we’ve been. It’s 3 losses to the same team, and that stings. We’ve got real issues to work out, but let’s have some perspective (me included). We’re not done in 2024 and we’re not done after it either.
2. This isn’t a friendly rivalry anymore. Remember when that used to be the line on TV? They’d say Pat Dye went to UGA and Vince went to Auburn and highlight all the “similarities”. Well Nick Fairley dry humping Aaron Murray ruined that shit. The Barn is the team the 321 hates more than any other save for the gummy jawed jort monsters from non-coastal central Florida
3. Never forget that Hugh Freeze used school cell phone to pick up hookers and strippers and when asked by recruits about potential NCAA violations whilst at Ole Miss, Freeze literally compared himself to Jesus Christ. Freezus is a trash human who would be Matt Luke as a head coach but for two wins against that team to our west.
2 questions
1. Who’s got that Dawg in them? Let’s be honest: last week’s team look about as ready as an octogenarian at a gangbang without his viagra. Bama at night was always going to be a beast, but spotting them 28 points is dumber than a fullback screen on first and goal with Todd Gurley in the backfield. This week is about who steps up and stops the bleeding. I’m looking for a big game from Dillon Bell and a bounce back performance from Malaki Starks tomorrow against the War Teagles
2. Can Auburn protect the ball? Auburn has lost more balls this year than a pitbull mix at the humane society. Auburn’s QBs have been more generous than the “anything but girl” is with handjobs. The Dawgs haven’t forced a lot of turnovers this year, but opportunities will be there tomorrow because Auburn can’t help themselves.
1 prediction.
Tiger Tears. Dawgs finally start quick and run Freezus and the War Teagles out of the building.
