Alright boys, here’s Bunker bumblings Pt 2

CMRDawg24 · Oct 4, 2020

Here’s the sad reality...I could literally spend the next 3 weeks pouring over every single post since 6:30cst last night until now, and find another 400+ pages of worthy copy&paste material...it’s late, I got 4 hrs sleep last night, my firepit is dying and I gotta a biz to run tomorrow...

Enjoy. And remember, please drink Allbren tears responsibly.

@CJ3131 ABORT THREAD NOW!

“So did the UGA PA announcer just say...”

RistDownAU said:
“Different month, same result” after the game last night? Thought I saw it on twitter. If so brewtal!

stutsman23 said:
Yes, he did. I heard it as I was leaving the stadium.

The Gorgeous Randy Flamethrower said:
That’s pretty funny. We pitched a fit for this and got destroyed again

fire gus

benjamin said:
Kang Kirby took that "dog crap" comment to heart ever since. Gus done fvcked up

The Gorgeous Randy Flamethrower said:
What a dumbshit comment, he was so out of his league

Tigerfan1503 said:
I say move the game back to November, and lets stop making excuses and just win.

cbmitche said:
Honestly we should probably take them off the schedule all together. We can play them in the championship game if we ever make it there

“Well, well, well...”

au09 said:
SEC about to hit the leg humpers with a a huge for attendance violations.

mabwriter said:
Like a vacated win?

DavistonTiger said:
If 40k in the stands cost us this game then we are going to freak out when it's packed again

Who gives a rip how many fans they had.

Kenny MF Powers said:
We could have played in the middle of a farm in Georgia with no one around but a cow and some dumbass goat and we still get taken to the woodshed every single time.

Lt. Pete Mitchell said:
The good news is no one will want to watch the shitshow that gus will put on the field the rest of the year, so at least AU won’t get any fines.

AU-ESQ said:
I don't want a do-over .... Nix wouldn't make it out alive and they would beat us by 40+

“Games like last night...”

Kenny MF Powers said:
just give me the urge to go down to Home Depot, find the best 4x4 post of Yellawood Pressure Treated Pine®, & pay my neighbor $5 and an ice cold diet coke to beat me over the head into unconsciousness.

griffna said:
Today was one of the worst hangover days I’ve had in a while. I’ve taken three naps so far.

hsvtiger34 said:
As bad as Gus seems to you drinkers, let me tell you that it’s twice as bad for us who aren’t lushes...

AUgncEngineer said:
That’s why I smoke marijuana. I can barely remember what to blame Gus for the next day.

“Some of you pvssies...”

KickBamaKick said:
need to grow some nuts and back away from the ledge. The team had a piss poor performance last night, but there is still talent and the squad will improve throughout the season.

It’s certainly fair to criticize coaching and play, but if I wanted to see a bunch of grownups act like children, I’d rewatch the presidential debate. Take the L with some fortitude and stop crying, bitching and whining.

The Real Ruxpin said:
OP is Ignored @Archie

Kenny MF Powers said:
We suck. We ate a ginormous, long, girthy dong last night. It's become a regular entree in the Gus era. He needed to go three years ago. At this point I'm just assuming that the administration has determined we will just focus on basketball. Football is a train wreck covered in horse feces.

memphistiger said:
Guys we didn’t just have a bad game. Guys didn’t have an off night

We don’t have the talent ......period

We look like we were Ga’s B team

jacksontyger said:
B team? You are being generous.

tulanealum said:
That kind of game happens a lot more than it should in the Gus era.

WardamEagle44 said:
Imagine watching that abortion last night and your take away being "We just had an off game. Plenty of talent to turn it around." That is rice level delusional.

chip chip said:
If we've learned anything from the Gus era, it's how to take an L.

SCtiger12 said:
This wasn’t like some of the losses in the past under Gus, it’s the first time it looked like the team gave up with a good portion of the game left. We had a chance to get back in the game but our attitude as a whole was depressing.

Honestly, last night we looked like Kentucky or UT (2010-2015) instead of Auburn. I think people now see that the future under Gus is just going to keep declining. Even in years when we lost to uga and bama we didn’t look like we had given up. That’s how it seemed last night.

M E R L I N said:
What fvcking solar system do rètards like OP come from? Genuinely curious.

BeatBama60 said:
GFY

GloryDays2012 said:
Our fans are worse than our administration

au_93 said:
was talking with some folks last night. it is a guarantee that uga's scrimmages are much more competitive than last nights game

Marbrand said:
Same song, different year. Not on a ledge at all, in fact, I’ve never cared less for Auburn Football, and my apathy grows every year this keeps on.

Whoo boy, Chad Simmons came in with an article about who will land Mims. Here is the bunker’s take:

AmEx86 said:
Lol.. not us.

AuHoosier420 said:
Isn’t full trolling on the board not allowed?

Talking about hitting someone when they are down.

Geez. @Jay G. Tate you going to allow this shit on your board?

AgainstTheSpread said:
OP couldn’t wait to come troll us this morning

grizzlyadams16 said:
Read the fvcking room Chett

Hornacious said:
Get out of here with this shit right now Chode.

GG32 said:
TROLL LEVEL 11/10

bonafide_tiger said:
He could start right now. Would he like to dress up Bro Hamm for the rest of the year?

adean04 said:
Not Auburn. Kerryon.

benjamin said:
Chaz knew exactly what he was doing with this LMAO

icratic said:
Damn props to chet. Subtle yet cunning troll here

Jeffrey Lee said:
What's really bad is I wrote this before the game last night...
"Heck, Mims probably could start this season for Auburn."

MrAU1 said:
that’s the one thing we can sell these kids. You are guaranteed to start day one at Auburn.

jimtheautiger said:
Anywhere but AU ... FVCK Gus !!!

jomboy said:
Uga had two 5 stars from last year that wasn't even listed on the 2 deep depth chart. Either would be starting for us. So my guess is Mims rather go uga and ride the pine 3-4 years.

qgittings5 said:
Do we have enough bagmen to do this and not get caught?

winin11 said:
Mims is Jawja all the way.

JokerAU said:
I think it's idiotic how OP isn't banned from this board yet. Dude has brought nothing but troll posts for a decade now.

Blue_Magic said:
In order it’s GA then Bammer. GA will prolly land him

chip chip said:
We can't get the donors to pony up $28 mil to buy Gus out. They aren't about to spend $500K a piece on some top tier OL recruits. bammer and UGA would never allow it to happen anyway.

Tenn_Tiger said:
Mims is not coming to Auburn... that much we all know. Probably Georgia or UThug.

“Why’d we punt w 5:00 left in the game needing 3 scores?”

AUwesome said:
What a loser mentality.

Torqued said:
We didn’t have another 3rd and Peagues play designed yet

AUnit said:
Because needing 3 scores is better than needing 4 scores? I guess. I don't know why lots of things happen when gus malzahn's Auburn Tigers get hit in the mouth really hard. You're right, though, that is a "fuq it, let's go home" mentality.

texasAUtiger said:
You were still watching with 5:00 left?

eagle91 said:
Probably trying to avoid the Bo Nix funeral that would have been scheduled for Tuesday.

andersone91 said:
Cause it was over and didn’t matter at that point. We’d have to run a long developing downfield route concept and it would’ve ended poorly with OL not being able to protect Nix for 1 full complete second.

AU_Jeff said:
I'm with you OP. I hated it. Quitting is the only thing worse than losing.

yy4u said:
Pretty sure it was 4th and let’s get the hell outta here at that point.

jmw0016 said:
Same reason we kicked a field goal at the end of the half

schnejm said:
I quit watching at that point. But that is loser mentality.

wtf was up with that freaking fake qb kneel at the end of 1H? There was no chance that play was going to work. At least try something downfield. Further proof chad doesn’t have autonomy. I haven’t followed his career, doubtful he calls bs like that though

stutsman23 said:
We quit. It was embarrassing. Not a good way to represent that “60 Minutes” logo we’ve been sporting to honor COACH DYE.

MattAU05 said:
Same reason we kicked a FG down 24-0 from the 2 before halftime. Because Gus had already quit.

“But we out scored them 6-3...”

brt3 said:
from the 6 min mark in the 2nd quarter to the end of the game.

Does this deserve a contract extension for Gus?

Add this to the 1st half win against LSU in 2017 and Gus has a full road win against a rival!!!

Stop being mean to him!

graham bAyoU said:
Great. Now my dad has a rivals account.

SpreadAttackU18 said:
That what he said? Really

graham bAyoU said:
Close. Here's the exact text: "Any bright spot we did hold them to 3 in second half."

My response: "Blank stare"

graham bAyoU said:
It's a 3 TD loss that felt like 40. They just shut it down and cruised. If they keep the foot on the gas it would've gotten real ugly.

reely989 said:
It wasn't going to be a game because even if we had scored a few times, georgia could have literally named the score they wanted last night.

texasAUtiger said:
I‘d never have let off the gas if I were them.

If at any time in my life that we could have mauled them like they did us last night, I’d hope we‘d score 70 and break their spirit for the rest of the season.

God I absolutely hate those fvckers.

AU-ESQ said:
I like it .... further, I'm quite shocked that Gus failed to point out this huge accomplishment at the press conference.

au82 said:
Gus scored for the first time in his career in the second half in Athens. Hoooray.

Not many other high school coaches making $7mill a year can lay claim to scoring a point in Sanford Stadium.

Now, let's shoot for a TD in the second half in Athens in two years Gus. You are headed in the right direction.

brt3 said:
I don’t think we did have a chance after the first couple of drives. I think Georgia had more points than Auburn had yards half way through the 2nd quarter. Auburn just wasn’t ready to play. They were dominated.
How the team comes out so flat in one of the biggest games of the year? You could yell at the end of the 1st quarter who was going to win the game. That’s embarrassing

From a thread responding to Gustavos quote about “sometimes you just have to man up and see it like it was....”

AuHoosier420 said:
Young And inexperienced team every season

Wyoming11 said:
“One of the halftime adjustments was, basically, to keep fighting.”

Can’t believe that didn’t work.

AuburnWins said:
How are they going to man up? Uga took their ball sacks.

jimtheautiger said:
FVCK Gus !!! I loathe the ground that POS walks on. PATHETIC

icratic said:
In year 8

Dannymcbride said:
“Young and inexperienced“ in year 8? GTFO

jm_a_c59 said:
When can we expect bama, uga, lsu to have a young team?

Dwoodtiger said:
So does this mean the pathetic whining about the timing of the Georgia game in mid November was indeed 100% bullshit?

WarDamnEagle said:
Have to be men to man up. Those boys are pvssies.

jce2007 said:
We might as well lube up and bend over

It is what it is

BryanMatthews said:
In fairness, there's no adjustment a coach can make to getting your ass whipped upfront on every play.

stutsman23 said:
Yep. Was 100% bullshit the whole time, just a bunch of pussies trying to make excuses for our shitty performances against uga

bull said:
Oline and D line are horrible ...
man up against who - boys playing against men
Wake the fk up
@Docdumpsta @CJ3131

WDTE said:
IIRC a couple years ago our youngest starter was a 3rd year sophomore and gus said we were young

Imthebirdman said:
young and inexperienced. why do we hear this every year

Utahtiger2013 said:
I need Gus to reassure me that all of our goals are still in reach

Kenny MF Powers said:
They beat the dog crap outta us. It's okay, Gus. It's not important to beat our rivals. Just keep beating Kentucky and Vanderbilt!

Misc comments

Kenny MF Powers said:
I have said it a thousand times and I'll say it again. This place is GOELD when we suck. At this point, that gold brick is the size of the Jaybotron

alphatiger08 said:
Watching Gus coach is like watching Dwight in The Office... except it doesn’t last 22 minutes, it lasts forever.

jolivesr said:
COVID might have bailed us out of an even more embarrassing loss.

au_93 said:
actually probably not a lot different. last night was a complete across the board domination by one team over another. as bad as I have seen in a long time. Kirby could have named his score last night and honestly decided AU wasn't worth it. he basically didn't try in the second half and was just focused on getting to the locker room, not getting anyone hurt and moving on to more worthy opponents. I don't think the crowd would have changed that.

auburn587 said:
Not making ANY excuses for that shit performance last night but...I really think we were caught off guard by the noise and it affected us atleast the first couple drives. Already hard enough with the OL as inexperienced as they are but then add the noise factor as well and they really struggled with communication. There was easily 40k in that stadium last night

rectomo · Oct 4, 2020