Best lines in the movies that stick with you?

[NedRacineDawg]

One of my favorites was when Michael Douglas, who had had been out in the bush for years, in "Romancing the Stone" found a downed drug plane in South America and found an old Rolling Stone's mag and said "Damn the Doobie Brothers broke up!"

Also in "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot", George Marshall was driving an ice cream truck around a neighborhood casing a robbery when a kid came up up to him and said, "hey, mister, you are supposed to go around that block first", to which George replied, "hey kid, **** a duck".

And who can forget the Clint Eastwood spiel in Dirty Harry, "I know what you are thinking, punk. You are wondering if I fired fired 6 shots or only 5. Well, you got to ask yourself a question, punk? Do I feel lucky or not, well do you punk?""

 

[NedRacineDawg]

sorry about the **** but you know what he meant. Thankfully the filter caught it.

 

[godogs57]

Weeeee....are the knights who saaaay.....ni!

I faaaaart in your general direction!

 

[pitbill]

“Bye”, and “Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked on your grave”.

 

[easychair]

I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse!

 

[swampdawg21]

One of my favorites was when Michael Douglas, who had had been out in the bush for years, in "Romancing the Stone" found a downed drug plane in South America and found an old Rolling Stone's mag and said "Damn the Doobie Brothers broke up!"

Also in "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot", George Marshall was driving an ice cream truck around a neighborhood casing a robbery when a kid came up up to him and said, "hey, mister, you are supposed to go around that block first", to which George replied, "hey kid, **** a duck".

And who can forget the Clint Eastwood spiel in Dirty Harry, "I know what you are thinking, punk. You are wondering if I fired fired 6 shots or only 5. Well, you got to ask yourself a question, punk? Do I feel lucky or not, well do you punk?""

Clint Eastwood quotes could be a thread in itself, but my favorite is from Josey Wales. "Dying ain't much of a living, boy."
Changing gears, Arsenio Hall " JoJo dead as a mutha f*#er" in Harlem Nights.

 

[LadyADawg]

There is no way, NO way, that you came from my loins!!

One of a ton from this movie....

 

[landers151]

There is no way, NO way, that you came from my loins!!

One of a ton from this movie....

Get in the car Junior!

 

[phoenixdawg]

Rose goes in the front big guy

 

[Dawg 4:13]

Shawshank: Get busy living or get busy dying

C& C, Up in Smoke: Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?

Toy Story: You’re a sad, strange little man

 

[w00f]

“And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.”

Who knows it?

 

[Dirty Hairy Dawg]

 

[phoenixdawg]

Mine is the one with bad mother f$*&#@ on it

 

[redawg77]

“And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.”

Who knows it?

Boondock Saints?

 

[Tom Dawg]

“How’s it going, Eisenhower?” I say it to every ROTC cadet on uniform day when they enter my classroom.

 

[Dawg 4:13]

“And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.”

Who knows it?

Boondog!

 

[A Tale of Two Dawgs]

“Gee, I’m real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.”

 

[USN_Dawg]

I’m so hungry I could eat a sandwich from a gas station

 

[USN_Dawg]

I just hit a water buffalo. Do you have a towel I can borrow?

 

[USN_Dawg]

Pretty much the entire Caddyshack movie

 

[Dirty Hairy Dawg]

I ain't seen a beatin like that since somebody stuck a banana down my pants and turned a monkey loose.

 

[Dawgalways]

Everything that guy just said is bull****.

 

[USN_Dawg]

Welcome to the party pal

 

[USN_Dawg]

You’re not gonna fall for the banana in the tail pipe trick?

 

[USN_Dawg]

Nice beaver.

Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

 

[USN_Dawg]

One of my favorites was when Michael Douglas, who had had been out in the bush for years, in "Romancing the Stone" found a downed drug plane in South America and found an old Rolling Stone's mag and said "Damn the Doobie Brothers broke up!"

Also in "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot", George Marshall was driving an ice cream truck around a neighborhood casing a robbery when a kid came up up to him and said, "hey, mister, you are supposed to go around that block first", to which George replied, "hey kid, **** a duck".

And who can forget the Clint Eastwood spiel in Dirty Harry, "I know what you are thinking, punk. You are wondering if I fired fired 6 shots or only 5. Well, you got to ask yourself a question, punk? Do I feel lucky or not, well do you punk?""

Another good Eastwood...

You just shot an unarmed man!

Well, he should have armed himself.

 

[USN_Dawg]

Rose goes in the front big guy

I believe in the soul, the ****, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

 

[Troubadawg]

I ain't seen a beatin like that since somebody stuck a banana down my pants and turned a monkey loose.

Lol

 

[GADAWGinIraq]

“And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.”

Who knows it?

Great great flick! I haven't seen it in years. Thanks for the reminder.

 

[soggybottomdawg]

Bronx Tale: “Now yous can’t leave.”

 

[LawDawg86]

Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked, pal! Aliens

 

[GADAWGinIraq]

"Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female, Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent."

 

[LawDawg86]

I believe in the soul, the ****, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

This deserves a video:

 

[Dirty Hairy Dawg]

Tell me I'm a good man. Saving Private Ryan

 

[soggybottomdawg]

"Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female, Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent."

What’s that one from, sounds familiar?

 

[Joe Royffin Dawg]

“Gee, I’m real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.”

GOAT movie.

 

[GADAWGinIraq]

Several in The Big Lebowski...

 

[Lumpdawg]

Several good ones from Fletch. Sorry the video includes Fletch Lives


I couldn't find a video compilation from Lonesome Dove, but here's a pretty good list. Gus has several great lines in the first 45 minutes
https://www.texasstandard.org/stories/the-top-12-lonesome-dove-quotes/

 

[GibsonDawg]

This movie is shat but I always loved the carefree tone of the final line in this opening scene...

 

[ibdawg78]

Looved this exchange from Bonnie and Clyde:


Clyde: Now you just tell me what was wrong with that car.

C.W. Moss:
Dirt.

Clyde:
Dirt?

C.W.:
Dirt in the fuel line... just blowed it away.