Biden will rebuild the Key Bridge
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I bet they rename the bridge as well. Maybe the Michelle Obama bridge?
Transgender Bridge to Acceptance
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The new bridge will be named after James Wheldon Johnson, author of the black national anthem.
The bridge will be built by an all union, lgbtq, dei, and crt labor force, so as not to be a racist highway.
Only recycled, sustainable materials from China will be used, and electric power needed will be supplied by wind and solar.
The bridge will include loft apartments for the unhoused, so they don’t have to live under a bridge down by the river.
The bridge will include a high speed train, known as The Big Guy Bullet.
Finally, the bridge will be dedicated by Hunter Biden, pastor of the Crystal Methodist Church.
The bridge will be built by an all union, lgbtq, dei, and crt labor force, so as not to be a racist highway.
Only recycled, sustainable materials from China will be used, and electric power needed will be supplied by wind and solar.
The bridge will include loft apartments for the unhoused, so they don’t have to live under a bridge down by the river.
The bridge will include a high speed train, known as The Big Guy Bullet.
Finally, the bridge will be dedicated by Hunter Biden, pastor of the Crystal Methodist Church.
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I’m a robin trower fan. The Bridge of Sighs.
They cry about the supply chain being disrupted. But hey, it's north of Virginia and there ain't a single state up that eastern seaboard that's worth saving. Let'em eat cake.
Has Buttigieg declared that the bridge was racist yet? That will be the first step in the renaming process.
When are they coming out with electric tug boats, barges, and container ships?
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